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@SaP011 North Carolina follows a common law felony murder rule. I want to know what prosecutor cut the other 4 a deal allowing them to plead down to accessory, and what judge accepted the plea.

Remember Emily Elizabeth Haddock. She was just 12. Sick with strep throat, she stayed home from school doing a puzzle in her bedroom. A group of African American men were breaking into homes in the neighborhood, if no one answered, they forced entry and stole everything. When they reached Emily’s house they found her inside… and shot her once in the mouth and once in the back of the head. Her grandfather discovered her lifeless body. The five perpetrators were local African American men from North Carolina. Shooter Michael Graham Currie received life without parole. The other four, convicted as accessories after the fact, got prison sentences ranging from roughly 5 to 10 years. Never forget.

@BreitbartNews Treason’s a high bar with the whole “enemies of the US” ambiguity, but sedition would be a layup

Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) announces she has been working with foreign countries to supply oil to Cuba, in defiance of President Trump. She says Trump's economic sanctions against the Communist regime are equivalent to illegally bombing the nation's infrastructure.

Rambo. If you’re Tennessee National Guard you better sit your ass at home

@Mericamemed Okay who’s got the STL file?

It’s a Narcan gun for Section 8 apartments 😂

@Emilio2763 Totally thought that was OJ in the pic

She Should have the Exact Sentence Carried Out ….

@uncledoomer The upper’s getting tucked right down my britches

if you find an unattended service weapon in a public bathroom, no you didn't

🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that drawing Congressional districts based on race under the Voting Rights Act is UNCONSTITUTIONAL, 6-3 This is a HUGE win, and could have MASSIVE ramifications for the 2026 midterms Democrats for YEARS have sued over and over again to FORCE states like Louisiana to create black majority districts Louisiana's map has now been thrown out. If SCOTUS ends up gutting the act, a DOZEN Democrat districts could flip red overnight.

@RobProvince Initially I thought damn Karen’s are just riding around with bolt cutters now, then, after a second viewing, I realized those are hedge clippers, which is much more plausible

I would love to know how much she had to pay in compensation……

@libsoftiktok The old dindu defense, always a classic.

Mother of NYC teen who stomped on a girl's head after she refused his advances, is claiming that HER SON is the real victim

Doing more to support Ukraine would improve these numbers. 70% of Americans support Ukraine.

@JamesOKeefeIII @Real_RobN Modern problems require modern solutions

The police just came to my office and confiscated all my firearms. Just happened.

@SamaHoole Now with the Lonestar Tick, they won’t even have to make up propaganda in the future.

1100s: "Meat is the king's property. Poach and you'll hang!" 1300s: "Meat causes lust. Fast or burn in hell!" 1500s: "Meat is for lords. Peasants get pottage!" 1700s: "Meat is for gentlemen. Workers get bread!" 1800s: "Meat breeds violent passions. Eat cornflakes instead!" 1900s: "Meat is wartime rationed. One ounce per week, be grateful!" 1970s: "Meat causes heart disease!" 1990s: "Meat causes cancer!" 2010s: "Meat causes climate change!" 2020s: "Meat causes pandemics!" 2025: "Meat causes antibiotic resistance!" 2030: "Meat causes whatever we need it to cause next!" You: Noticing that the one constant across nine centuries is that someone in power wants you off it.

@ThoughtCrimes80 The Bar exam’s only offered twice a year (Feb & July). So it took her 2 years, after 3 years of law school, to pass the bar…

Welp, that explains our legal system. Imagine if your pilot failed his checkride 4 times.😒😳😬

Where do you suppose their black tanks are getting dumped, folks?

@depression2019 I really hope this trend catches on in Clearwater too

@varrock Conservative city council’s and county commission’s will sign off on section 8 housing without giving a fiddler’s fuck about the local community, they’re paid off by the developers.

@WallStreetApes It’s not just Miami. Had the same thing happen to me at a Publix in Naples this morning while trying to order a sub from the deli. Absolutely ridiculous. Publix use to be a premium grocery store, now it’s overpriced trash.

American tried to order at Subway in Miami, Florida but unfortunately the workers don’t speak a word of English, or understand English He says to put the mayo on after toasting, they can’t understand him. They speak in Spanish to each other, then put the mayo on before toasting because they have no idea what he said We should not have to deal with this in America. Speaking English should be mandatory for all customer facing jobs

@battle_hans @j_fishback When I moved to Texas you couldn’t even get an ez-tag unless you had an in state plate. Maybe that has changed in recent years. But I’d take that compromise in Florida, no snowbirds or tourists on the road would be a blessing

@j_fishback Let's make all our toll roads in Texas free to Texans, but charge every one with Florida plates 10x the original toll. Sounds brilliant, no?

They told us tolls for roads would end once the roads were payed for. Now they say the tolls are permanent. I have a radical idea. End tolls for Florida residents, make the tourists pay for the roads.

@not_rekt_11 Man, I was hoping for a face smack on the gunnel when she fell off the float

>Goes on vacation in an exotic paradise >Has an army of servants taking care of her needs >Still acts like black

@FalconryFinance Should’ve just started revving it the moment she started talking. These people are the worst. I totally understand why surron’s & other E bikes are so popular now amongst the kids, because at least with those these hags can’t hear you coming.

they will not rest until every form of life is eliminated from this Earth if it takes any amount of effort to understand or accommodate