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@phatassmiiaa @Mic_kaella I'm pretty antisocial, so there's probably not a deep friendship there.

@tk7ca @Mic_kaella aren't you supposed to be her friend?

If you knew your friends boyfriend was cheating on her, what would you do?

@TheFungi669 Is it doctored because he's in a hospital and there are doctors there? Asking for a friend.

Mitch McConnell’s medical team released a photo showing him to be healthy and alive. It’s a doctored image.

@doogadoo11 True, we are the real heroes.

I’m proud of us We don’t believe shit about anything anymore The Government tells us the sky is blue And we’re just like hold on a sec 🔎

@mhdksafa I feel like there's something wrong in this post, but it's too complicated to explain. Carry on.

Why do you hate immigrants who pay taxes, but admire billionaires and trillionaires who don't.

@sarahtexe AMERICA DOES NEED TO STOP LISTENING TO PEOPLE WHO SHOUT IN THEIR POSTS.

AMERICA DOES NOT NEED TO RELY ON FOOD IMPORTS FROM CHINA. WE MUST SUPPORT THE AMERICAN FARMER BE AMERICAN, BUY AMERICAN.

@RandPaul Why do I feel like we've been here before?

For years, Anthony Fauci funded gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, then lied about it. Declassified documents show he didn't just fund it, he personally shaped what the intelligence community told the American people about COVID's origins. 18 agencies relied on his guidance. On July 29th at 10 am, he will testify publicly before my Committee because the American people deserve the truth once and for all.

Why doesn't that Nigerian prince send me those inheritance emails anymore?

@miles_commodore Shhh! Damn, you gotta tell everyone this?

What is a emotional support dog? Isn’t that every dog?

@CrankyPappy You have an exceptional ability to identify mental health issues. I appreciate your invaluable contribution in posting this magnificent tweet. Carry on, good sir.

I’m not a mental health professional, but you’re nuts.

@luna2vm Nosy.

Without using numbers, how old are you? 🙄

@Thebiglade If it's up to me, I'm practically a saint with a lot of issues.

Be honest, Do you think you are a good person??

@AditiRajasthan Shhh!!! Damn, you're too loud.

Build your product loudly. Sell it loudly. Lose loudly. Win loudly. Just stop being quiet.

@softboywin What I got from this: Drink as much water as I can today. Maybe take a shower.

The World Health Organization has announced that we will start running out of clean water (drinking, showering, laundry, dishes) in the next FEW YEARS. We are officially entering water bankruptcy. This is a direct result of AI. Please stop using it now.

@Thebiglade Nosy.

Be honest, what are you addicted to??

@omgsidewalks Sex.

Name one thing better than money.

@omgsidewalks Creating more jobs and driving the cost of living down. Weird.

A reminder: Minimum wage exists because, if they could legally pay you less, many employers would.

@goodreads All the time. I need an awesome cover to inspire me to read this thing.

Do you judge books by their covers? Be honest.

@iam_biglad1 How poor are we saying here? If everyone is poor, who is building homes and making things that cost money?

SERIOUS QUESTION: Would you rather live in a capitalist country with inequality or a socialist one with equal poverty?

@TheGBreaker That's pretty much what I'm doing at this point.

No social media for 30 days. Only Twitter. Could you do it?