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@DraftKings 305 Jay

Cubs 🤝 White Sox Played for BOTH Chicago teams… who is it? 🤔

@richardjokic15 @kneand_ 😮

@tlmaddn @kneand_ Deleted game redownloaded wouldn’t let me in again so trying again lol

5x 85+ Live Series Player! How did you do?

@richardjokic15 @kneand_ Report back.

@kneand_ Pulled Shohei and you can see that my game started loading. It dcd me during the pack and I couldn’t load back in on the next 5 tries so I’m have to redownload the game swear if he isn’t in my inventory when I get back on idk what I’ll do

@MurphC1933 @Luvmypitbuls @unusual_whales Hilarious interaction.

@Luvmypitbuls @unusual_whales I can literally see at the bottom of your grok reply that it was announced by Donald Trump jr.

Nearly 590,000 people paid $59 million in deposits for the Trump gold phone, yet a year later not a single device has shipped and the launch date has disappeared from the website, per YF Trump Mobile’s updated terms reportedly now state deposits do not guarantee a phone will ever be produced or made available for sale.

@LRoss47254 @TheChiefNerd Laura.

@TheChiefNerd Ask Bill Gates. There have been several videos of people finding boxes of ticks on their property. Dead animals that are covered in them! Evil people!

🚨 Illinois Man Asks Why There Are So Many Ticks This Year: ‘What Is Going On??’ “I'm not a conspiracy theorist … but why are there so many ticks in Illinois this year? … I've never seen anything like this.”

@nutmegyoga @thinkuboutit @CollinRugg I hate this type of thinking.

@thinkuboutit @CollinRugg Yes. Great point. Maybe give the same amount to all.

NEW: Students go nuts after donor announces during his commencement speech that he is paying off all of their senior year debts. Anil Kochhar and his wife decided to give the gift to all ~200 graduates in N.C. State's family. Kochhar is the son of Prakash Chand Kochhar, an immigrant from India who studied textile manufacturing in Raleigh. "My father found not just an education, but an opportunity that allowed him to build a life, support his family, and begin a legacy that continues today. And it will never stop, never," Kochhar said.

@ChrisMizTV @DMekkes7 no excuses now

Ian Happ final FREE program reward.

@WhiteSoxPremium Why you telling me. I know this.

@tlmaddn DRS doesn't. OAA doesn't. WAR is one measure and the trend matters. Keep reaching.

If you weren't already aware the best way to piss off a cub fan right now is to show them stat comps of PCA and Colson. Remember all that BS about how PCA will always be considered better bc of his D? Yeah.....Colson tied for 3rd as best SS, a more premium position.

@WhiteSoxPremium WAR absolutely does factor it in.

@tlmaddn No they don't. They're position specific. Thanks for proving you don't know shit.

@WhiteSoxPremium Advanced metrics factor in positional value and PCA still blows him away.

@tlmaddn Here we go again. Different positional value. Nobody said anything about defense alone.

@WhiteSoxPremium Just commenting so we can check back later in the season. PCA - 9 DRS CM - 2 DRS

@tlmaddn This goes back to the 2nd half of last season but go ahead and go off. Also, pretty successful bait as the post wasn't even meant for cub fans.... Post was made on April 30th.

@HonestBravesFan @MLBTheShow @SonySanDiego Whoa same exact thing happened to me last night.

in what world is this not an XBH @MLBTheShow @SonySanDiego

@1776a23 @Bullskickass We suck at that too

@Bullskickass No. Lol. We aren’t in a position to trade for anyone like this. We are in a position develop talent, acquire picks, and sign good players to good deals.

Should the Bulls trade for him?

@DonDavi13103145 @KimKatieUSA Have jobs dummy

@KimKatieUSA One of the most expensive and high taxed areas in Illinois, if not the country. How the F can they afford to live there?

Schaumberg, IL: ICE agents detained multiple illegal aliens at the Salem Plaza shopping center yesterday. Creating jobs and easing US citizen's tax burden one deported family at a time.

@DrJBrown5 @LaroSos1 Come here and ask around.

Remember Hilary Clinton is from Chicago Illinois! Barack Hussein Obama is from Chicago Illinois! Jay Bob Pritzker is from Chicago Illinois! is there a problem in Chicago Illinois?

@hack_gambler1 @nut_history Okay Mr Parlay hahaha call the hotline number.

@nut_history Performative nonsense. He can do this after he retires the side.

Abid Asrar was at 40 pitches when his coach called timeout to visit the mound with a bottle of water and a bag of grapes so Abid could break his fast. Abid's mother said, “Tonight was a moment our family will never forget. ... Abid didn't expect this to happen and we certainly didn't either.

@pham_910 Me knowing the reason, I think.

and some days you just sit in a grocery store parking lot eating a pint of ice cream

@r_saunders15 @PCA4FC Ooof delete this.

@PCA4FC I’ve hated Happ for years. He sucks. He’s gets his spot for being around in 2016

HOLY SHIT. CMON. Just wait till the HR’s stop, it will be even worse.

@2seeornot @justinboldaji Just say you were a part of the orgy.

@justinboldaji Stage 4 TDLunacy, mind has gone over the abyss, might be beyond help. Projecting desires of a total screwed mind (pun intended), get help and attempt a life back to normalcy.

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was