T.O. Oliver

This is the most boring game to be a Final Four. Can they both lose please

JUST IN: Mt. Everest guides accused of “poisoning” climbers to trigger helicopter rescues as part of an insurance scam. The guides have allegedly been lacing hikers' food and pressuring them into taking expensive rescue helicopter evacuations. "Guides with the trekking agencies allegedly poisoned tourists by putting baking soda in their food to trigger severe gastrointestinal distress that mimicked altitude sickness or food poisoning," the New York Post reports. Operators would allegedly then forge medical documents and flight documents to charge international travel insurers. According to police, the groups have received $19.69 million in insurance payouts. Police in Nepal have charged 32 individuals for organized crime and fraud, including trekking company owners, helicopter operators, and hospital executives.

**SALESFORCE JUST BORROWED $25 BILLION TO BUY BACK THEIR OWN STOCK WHILE PLANNING THE LARGEST TECH MASSACRE IN HISTORY** Marc Benioff is about to eliminate 45,000 human beings to pay for his $50 billion stock buyback scheme Read that again. They took on DEBT to inflate their share price while preparing to destroy nearly half their workforce Company is sitting on $34.9 billion in annual revenue. UP 11% year over year. Most profitable quarter in company history. Benioff made $29.9 million last year. Stock buyback will pump his personal wealth by another $180 million. Sources inside are saying the "workforce optimization" targets every division. Sales, engineering, support, marketing. Nobody is safe. I'm hearing middle management got the kill lists yesterday. Termination emails queued for Monday morning. Badge access revoked at midnight Sunday. The fucking audacity: they're calling it "strategic realignment for AI efficiency" Translation: we borrowed billions to make our stock price go up and now 45,000 families have to pay for it Salesforce employees logging in Monday morning are about to find out if they still have jobs If you work there, screenshot everything. Download your contacts. Update your LinkedIn tonight. This is what happens when CEOs treat human beings like line items on a balance sheet Benioff just turned borrowing money into a weapon of mass destruction

I’m still waiting for @MTV to come on

A new twist to this era in college sports. Campbell coach John Andrzejek resigns after one year and says "there are no pathways that the institution will support to fund the program appropriately moving forward."

Really don’t understand all the hoopla about launching a rocket to circle moon. I mean a dude landed and walked on it 50 yrs ago 🤷‍♂️

People all over America are posting videos being very upset over this years Girl Scout Cookies They are opening the boxes of cookies to find that the size has been drastically decreased. You are now only given 1 sleeve of cookies for the same $6 price (Proof shown)

Barney and Andy dancing to “You Can’t Touch This” in Mayberry might be the funniest thing that never happened. LIKE • SHARE • FOLLOW

🦔 Oracle laid off between 20,000 and 30,000 employees Tuesday morning, roughly 18% of its global workforce, via a single email sent at 6am EST with no prior warning. System access was revoked almost immediately after. The cuts are expected to free up $8-10 billion in cash flow. Oracle's stock has lost more than half its value since September 2025 and the company now carries over $124 billion in debt, up from $89 billion a year ago, with free cash flow running negative $10 billion last quarter. My Take Oracle posted a 95% jump in net income last quarter and still eliminated 18% of its workforce by email before most people finished their morning coffee. This is not a company in distress in the traditional sense. It's a company that made an enormous debt-funded bet on AI infrastructure and is now converting its workforce into cash flow to service that debt. We've covered Oracle's AI gamble for months. The $300 billion OpenAI deal through Stargate, $50 billion in capital expenditure this fiscal year, over $124 billion in total debt. Multiple US banks have pulled back from financing Oracle-linked data center projects. Bondholders have sued Oracle claiming it concealed how much additional debt the OpenAI deal would require. The credit default swap spread hit a three-year high earlier this year, meaning debt investors are genuinely nervous about getting paid back. The workers who got that 6am email built the products Oracle has monetized for decades. The bet that eliminated their jobs was made by people who were already paid regardless of how it turns out. That is the part of the AI infrastructure race that doesn't show up in the capex announcements. Hedgie🤗

The most popular bourbon sold in North Carolina is Jim Beam. State Auditor Dave Boliek just finished his audit of the ABC Commission and among his findings was the Top 10 bestsellers of bourbon in 2024 and 2025. 1. Jim Beam 4Y 1.75L- 43,035 cases 2. Evan Williams Black Label 1.75L- 39,367 cases 3. Buffalo Trace KY Straight Bourbon .75L- 28,982 cases 4. Maker's Mark .75L- 27,804 cases 5. Woodford Reserve .75L- 26,560 cases 6. Jim Beam 4Y .75L- 25,216 cases 7. Eagle Rare 10Y .75L- 20,205 cases 8. Maker's Mark 1.75L- 18,062 cases 9. Knob Creek .75L- 14,316 cases 10. Bulleit Bourbon .75L- 13,432 cases

This Masters commercial absolutely nailed it

The Presidents change but the same shitty members of Congress stay there for decades. THAT is the real problem

This is some BS!!!

CB Bucknor has 78 challenges so far and was wrong on all of them.

On this day in 1992, Christian Laettner hit The Shot for Duke 🤩 A #MarchMadness moment we'll never forget 🙌

LSU spending last 6 months: * Lane Kiffin contract: $91 million * Brian Kelly: $54 million buyout * Reported 2026 football roster: $40 million * Matt McMahon buyout: $8 million * Will Wade buyout: $3 million Would love to know where the money is ACTUALLY coming from in BR 😏

Elijah Davis marked out North Carolina on his jersey in his new instagram post come on man

Once you see it, you can't unsee it. The Virginia governor, Abigail Spanberger, is really the Wicked Witch 🧙‍♀️

@FootballEJ Naw. He just chasing $$$ like all the rest

Dad was a bus. He’s a muscle car.

2028 is going to be sweet, @LenovoCenter and @RaleighGov. #RaleighOnDeck #MarchMadness @MarchMadnessMBB