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@FiberOne_help @FOBroadband How do you mean? Your many engineers confirm both modems are bad. How will a reboot fix this?

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@Ore_Dear Don’t again guys. Pleaseeeeee

He shaved his beard as a prank and his wife legitimately looks like she’s reconsidering her entire life. She really said, "I don't know if I can sleep with you tonight. it doesn't feel right." Is a beard a "personality trait," or are we just catfishing at this point?

@Iyoaiye_ Good person. It’s clear.

She left teaching and joined the bank and her former pupils came to the bank to celebrate her birthday.

@FiberOne_help @FOBroadband A month downtime with repeated damaged modem. Rubbish

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@FiberOne So sorry

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@HQNigerianArmy Sad 😢

CLARIFICATION ON THE ARREST OF JUSTICE MARK CHIDIEBERE (JUSTICE CRACK) The attention of the Nigerian Army was drawn to the complaint made by some soldiers regarding their feeding and other matters relating to their welfare as posted on social media by a blogger/social media influencer, Justice Mark Chidiebere (Justice Crack). While the matter is being investigated for breach of the Armed Forces’ Social Media Policy and an attempt to misinform the public, preliminary report reveals that the soldiers discussed wide range of issues with Justice Chidiebere who seemed to be inciting soldiers to create discontent within the system. An example was a chat bothering on subversion which Chidiebere had with the soldiers. It is important to state that a situation where civilians cultivate vulnerable personnel towards acts of subversion has far-reaching implications on discipline and national security. Hence, Justice Chidiebere was picked by the Nigerian Army alongside the soldiers for investigation. While the soldiers remain in own custody, Chidiebere has been handed over to the relevant civil authorities for further investigation and possible prosecution. The Nigerian Army remains committed to the rule of law and will continue to collaborate with relevant agencies to ensure justice is served. We will continue to act within the ambits of the law in safeguarding our sovereignty. APPOLONIA ANELE Colonel Acting Director Army Public Relations 2 May 2026

Simply put

@KevinblakC 🤣🤣🤣🤣

CP Zobo’s first speech as the Commissioner of Police in Olaniyi

@EmirSirdam @PeterObi Well said.

Dear @PeterObi You are being attacked by this government left, right and center, but you keep quiet. In April 2023, your passport was cloned just to implicate you in the UK, and if not for a routine immigration check, only God knows what those demons had planned. Your family businesses are under constant attack. Now Nigerians just found out that you have been stopped from visiting Universities and this is like the tenth incident.🤷🏾‍♂️ There is actually a state funded Ministry of Social media attack against you. Sir, if you don’t speak up at the first instance of an attack, you give your enemies a chance to keep trying. Have they tried impersonating your passport again? Exactly because you exposed it. Your silence in the presence of oppression, doesn’t mean you are strong it only gives your oppressors the leverage to try again. Wisdom is profitable to direct!

@InibeheEffiong Escorted or dragged out?

Secret service doing their thing.

@olajideobe Just imagine

I cringed while watching this video. Nigerian men are enabling rubbish. This woman got "separated" from her husband, she left her matrimonial home and went to her village for a while. On returning back to the city, she shamelessly went back to her husband's house, the same husband whom she has allegedly gotten separated from. She went back, not because there was a mutual reconciliation but rather because she can't afford to rent and furnish a space of her own as she would like it to be. She went back to that same man's house and even had the audacity to be setting rules and marking boundaries. Nigerian men, who bewitched you? Obviously, she had zero input in the house she has been living in with her husband. She definitely doesn't even have an idea of how much her husband is paying as house rent, else she won't be surprised at the prices housing agents were giving her. The husband rented the house and furnished it. The only thing the woman probably did was to move into the house with her few clothes as at the time they got "married", otherwise she wouldn't have said anything about the need for her to buy bed, mattress, gas cooker, washing machine, fan etc. In my understanding of her narrative, one thing is certain; the woman has already left the man in her mind. She only went back to his house to be sharing space with him for the time being, pending the time she would be buoyant enough to leave. As soon as she is able to afford the lifestyle she wants or when she sees another man who is able and ready to fund it for her, she will definitely leave the man for good. I just hope the man won't come back to cry on the podcast. Dear men, women don't just walk away from a marriage overnight. They would have mentally switched off at least a year or more before physically walking away from that marriage. When your woman says she is leaving, please let her go with alacrity. The worst mistake of your life you can make is to be begging her to stay. If she leaves, never make the mistake of allowing her to come back into the house. Begging a woman to stay or allowing her to come back into the house after she has left is more or less like you postponing your teary days. If you fail to learn now, you will learn in a very hard way much later. One thing is sure — dodoyo go dance gbedu and tungba. 😁😁 Eni tó bá létí kò gbọ́. Mo wí tèmi ná. Ire oooo. 🚶🚶🚶

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@ChuksEricE Beautiful 🤩

A family surprised their father, a LASTMA officer, while he was on duty with a birthday celebration and some packages.

@elliot_solution Madness

An American bank partnered with a Nigerian man to launder $308 million of Nigerian government money. The money left Nigeria through American banks. It then sat quietly in a shell company for years while the man lived comfortably in Texas. In 2003 American authorities arrested him. He spent six months in federal detention in the United States waiting to be tried. Before the trial happened he offered to return $163 million. America accepted. He flew back to Nigeria. Nobody questioned him. Nobody charged him. Nobody prosecuted him. He ran for Senate and won. He ran for Governor and won. He ran for Governor again and won. America returned the $308 million his operation had laundered. The new president then put him in cabinet. America did not trust Nigeria with the $308 million. They tied every dollar to three specific roads. Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. Abuja-Kano Road. Second Niger Bridge. They even included a clawback clause. Misuse one dollar, pay it all back. Why the conditions? Because previous loot returned to Nigeria had already disappeared. Nigeria's own government told the court they had no record of how the earlier billions were spent. A man who laundered billions is currently Nigeria's Minister of Budget and Economic Planning. He decides how Nigeria spends its money. 💀🇳🇬🇺🇸

@instablog9ja Baller

An elderly woman in Brazil turns heads with her impressive football skills x.com/omzi_sn/status…