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@tobynutter

Documentary editor. I watch a lot of TV so you don't have to. My legs are like a barometer for the seasons. he/him

London Katılım Ocak 2009
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tobynutter@tobynutter·
😕 Dr, I have a problem 🧑‍⚕️ What seems to be the matter? 👀 It’s, rather embarrassing… 🩺 Not to worry, I’ve seen it all before 😔 Well, I… 🧑‍⚕️ 😐 I can’t hear the word ‘super’ without breaking into a delightfully theatrical version of ABBA’s Super Trooper 😳💃
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Assless chaps: men who find it hard to sit down.
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Making a quiz. Who can guess the song?
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James@james_j_bailey·
You know in ‘Horny’ by Mousse T, when she sings “I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected”? Do you think she’d been blocked by the recipient, or had she just typed their email incorrectly? Interviewer: We meant do you have any questions about the job.
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So if any of the half dozen active followers I have ever make it to the southern tip of Lanzarote, please go find the spoon (last seen here) and petition Google to reinstate this cultural hotspot! /fin
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tobynutter@tobynutter·
Google Has Lost All It’s Fun: a short thread. In January 2019 I spent a week in an all inclusive hotel on the southern tip of Lanzarote. I’d worked a lot and wanted some sun during the cold bleak winter break that TV used to precipitate. 1/9
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Swear Clock@swearclock·
May The Smell Of My Cat's Arsehole Haunt You Forever After She Waved It In Your Face In A Complimentary Manner When You Only Called In To Read The Gas Meter. It's 5:00AM
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Hello darkness my old friend
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J Λ M Ξ S@jamesglynn·
Be an icon like Dame Maggie Smith and give zero f***s 💕
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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·
Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good
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Chris Bové@heybove·
@tobynutter Media Composer 2.8.3. I still have an original Adrenaline system I access on occasion.
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Chris Bové@heybove·
Hello, old friend. It’s been a while. How you been?
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