@absurd_entry @SamCafcTyler @OrientBraces The bartender GETS the drink, you HAVE the drink, but you can not get the drink. It's up there with "on accident" and "I could care less" for signs of low intelligence.
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@SamCafcTyler @OrientBraces I’m lost , should I order like a sophisticated individual or an uncultured swine?? lol
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@CentreMetre @Brink_Thinker As a driver I obviously will always stop at a zebra crossing regardless, but do also always appreciate a thank you wave, especially when it's from a kid crossing with a parent, tells me the kid is being taught good manners and restores some faith in humanity
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@Brink_Thinker Im never sure whether i should give a "Thank you wave" at zebra crossings, since they are supposed to stop, but some dont.
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@lukedaviso42123 @alfie__03 Jesus where are you drinking, 2008? Very jealous
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@alfie__03 Anything over a fiver is considered a dear pint in West Cumbria 😂 think normal price is 50/60p dearer than this
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Taken her for a spin, on pint 5 can’t really tell the difference creaminess there but increased coffee taste
spoke to lady behind bar guiness would have to be £7 this is only £5.20 it’s not quite the same but she goes well enough
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Local pub have taken Guiness out of the rotation for some other woke stout
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"I'm going to buy Pokémon Leaf Green for the Switch 2, it'll be fun"
My fun for the last 2 weeks:
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@Pelly3451 @ikisnick Do the graph and include every prime minister ever....he will still be the lowest.
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What a great Saturday....and then waking up today to find out Bo is out for the year...ffs #BroncosCountry #WestHamUnited #BoNix
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@SirToshi_Nakamo @adam_spoon @PictureSporting I mean England won this series 3-0 and Ian Bell was player of the series...but yea completely false 😂😂🤦♂️
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@adam_spoon @PictureSporting Ian Bell and England for absolutely pulverised by Mitch Johnson this series - I’d be surprised if he scored more than 300 runs
This is completely false 😆
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Ian Bell unsuccessfully dives for safety in the 5th Ashes Test of 2013. In that series he scored 635 runs at 48.84 and overall in his 118 Tests he made 7727 runs at 42.69 (Greg Kirk/AFP)
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@swspurs @DanDoesDarts @MattPrior13 True, but swann didn't exactly play in Mumbai...especially during his career where England had seaming pitches not spinning ones
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@tock2000 @DanDoesDarts @MattPrior13 Strike rate to me is never a great indicator. Warne played in Australia which were roads in his career.
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The team we beat in 2010/11 was stronger than this Aus team. 😉
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The last England team to win the Ashes in Australia vs current Australia 🍿 Who wins a one-off Test at the MCG?
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@swspurs @DanDoesDarts @MattPrior13 Im not saying they are. I'm nearly stating if you take 250 test wickets faster than the greatest bowler of all time, you are pretty handy yourself
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@tock2000 @DanDoesDarts @MattPrior13 I'm Lyon tbh. Warne and Swann shouldn't be in the same sentence
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@swspurs @DanDoesDarts @MattPrior13 Much like my feelings about Lyon...cant stand him so I too probably down play him, but I do accept he is good...but Swann cunt or not was exception, and was better than lyon, just didn't have the length of career, swann took his wickets faster than Warne for christ sake
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@tock2000 @DanDoesDarts @MattPrior13 I've seen more cricket than anyone. Absolutely in Australia. Tbh i find Swann the biggest cunt known to man so that might effect my thinking😂
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@swspurs @DanDoesDarts @MattPrior13 Lyon over Swann...tell me you never watch swann...who is widely regarded as one of the best off spinners ever, but simply didn't get picked till Duncan Fletcher was no longer in charge due to a falling out.
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@DanDoesDarts @MattPrior13 Not me. I'm from here. I'd have Starc and Cummins over those 2 definitely and I'd have Boland over Finn. Lyon over Swann.
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@Rod_Studd @dafrankland It's not a theory, it's a hypothesis...if it was a theory it would mean it is proven correct...people really don't actually understand the difference 🤦♂️
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@dafrankland Beyond what happened in the last innings you saw what is the data based evidence for your theory please?
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I have long advocated reversing the batting order in bowler friendly conditions. Wasting the bowlers' and ball's prime overs on less-talented batters increases the chances of the specialist batters cashing in later.
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For those waking up on Boxing Day morning, we're into the third innings of the match. Scott Boland is opening the batting.
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@LFCSAM266681 @KaiserBCFC_ @tomakeupnumbers @lunny_ufc @Nukeaholic180 @The_Forty_Four I'll give you the first and last are not good things...but you can't say Thatcher when we currently have Starmer...
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