The Todd Turner

I hate to brag, but I just learned that the building where I work has been re-named “The Turner Building.” I had nothing to do with this, but I am very honored.

Readers: It’s OFFICIAL— no animals were injured in the making of my books. Not only are the books at PurpleHullPress.com hilarious, they are also vegan-friendly! #WritingCommunity #readers #AnimalFriendly

2025 4A Girls State Championship 🏀 🏆 Final Score 🏆 De Queen 6️⃣2️⃣ 🆚 Pulaski Academy 5️⃣4️⃣ The De Queen Lady Leopards refused to give in & continued to attack all night! Special win for a special group 💯

One of my readers said my book made her laugh so hard she spit up some omelette. 🍳 I told her she has nothing to complain about if she’s wealthy enough to buy eggs. #writingcommunity #readers #eggs

When a tornado damages the local Rebel statue, it creates hilarious turmoil in a town down south. My second book is now available at PurpleHullPress.com #books #funnybooks

The top 0.1% of Americans control $22 trillion in wealth. The bottom 50% control $3.8 trillion in wealth. Read that back. Folks, this is what oligarchy looks like.

HUGE NEWS: 📰 I have created the Department Of Publishing Efficiency (“DOPE”) to help my book sales. 📕 I can’t wait to see how DOPE can help me, but I feel better already. #DOPE #Books

We live in an economy where we are constantly being harassed and scammed. The CFPB was an incredible tool to stand up to that

With billionaires poised to take over the government, it’s a perfect time to read MILK AND CATFISH, an allegory about the absurdity of American politics, which tells a laugh-out-loud tale about a big lie. PurpleHullPress.com #politicalhumor #funnybooks

Milk and Catfish —available at PurpleHullPress.com

State Champions 2024!!!!!

Holy hell this ad from @VoteVets absolutely eviscerates Trump. Share this everywhere. Because NOBODY in our armed forces should EVER have to salute that man again.

I love that Air Force does this!!! Next level.

Shout out to my nephew, @m_arnold1023 and the Flower Mound Jaguars for their Texas 6A State ⚾️ Championship

@cannonturner21 #USAFA2024

A recent fraud trial in California shows just how important class actions are, which is exactly why corporate America wants to get rid of them: dailykos.com/stories/2023/2…

@AF_Football @ArmedForcesBowl

2⃣ weeks ago we were 𝓬𝓻𝓸𝔀𝓷𝓮𝓭 the @ArmedForcesBowl 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓼 🏆 If you made it to the game, let's see your pics ⤵️

Go Falcons @cannonturner21

Arkadelphia law firm adds associate attorney arkadelphian.com/2022/12/15/ark…