todd levin

Brand new on Medium: "Mommy, Where did HBO Go?" link.medium.com/X6aPMslr4zb

we made “almost a school shooter” into a government job

@SgtMccray @BrianStack153 Anyone who writes a character for @BrianStack153 to play knows he’ll elevate it with his contributions as a brilliant performer, improviser, and writer. Even if he didn’t contribute to the script — and he usually did! — he was always a co-writer.

@BrianStack153 @toddlevin Yes but did you write those characters?

As James Sinclair St. Wallins a.k.a. “The Fashion Assassin” at “Conan” years ago. I shudder to think of what he’d say about the actual clothes I wear every day. #FlashbackFriday

@yashar Sounds like Trump saw those polls saying RFK would peel more votes from him than Biden.

“His views on vaccines are FAKE.” Trump goes after RFK Jr. and his running mate Nicole Shanahan. He also says he’d rather have Biden win than RFK Jr.

@anylaurie16 Congratulations, Laurie! Can't wait to see the special. And thoughts and prayers to the Wikifeet community who were surely devastated by the cropping of this photo.

Julie Seabaugh’s article is about waaaay more than me: latimes.com/entertainment-…

We all remember our first trip to Disney World. But for @toddlevin, a long-time writer for Conan O’Brien, it was memorable for all the wrong reasons. Hear his incredible story on the excellent ‘Keys to the Kingdom' with @MattGourley and @Amandafunbuns. share.harkaudio.com/WmzydpdZoXcw5q…

Newly up on Medium: "I Was Indicted for YOU." PLEASE CLAP. PLEASE SHARE: link.medium.com/G1tezVzAUEb

@NoahGarfinkel It honestly might be a microwave, too.

If it were a microwave, everyone would be raving about how modern and sleek it is, but since it’s an ugly truck made by a billionaire with child body swap brain, everyone is just going to make fun of it.

@FernieCommaAlex That was written by Berkley Johnson, an incredibly funny person who wrote for the mono. I've seen that it's been clipped out of context and has become a "thing."

I think about this old Conan bit at least once a week. youtu.be/ImDj57VeaC0?si…

@DesiJed With every guilty count read in court today, this sketch grew more flattering.

Then he attempted to drop the mic, but the mic simply hung in mid-air.

I really loved this @django special. Incredibly dark and funny, and an enviable gift for language. All the best words.

Lemme save you some trouble, people who hacked 23andMe looking for data points about Jews: We have IBS.

I’m convinced Todd Phillips has seen six films, max.

@rhymeswithibiza I am never not thinking about him.

@toddlevin I was JUST thinking about him!!!!

Right now Nestor must be so proud of his father, who is three years older than him.

New on Medium: "Jigsaw Loses His Fastball" link.medium.com/wqlJckjjBDb

One time I accidentally dropped my iPhone in a river and it instantly electrocuted every fish for 10 miles.

I hate that I lack the skill to photoshop this so gun’s barrel is pointed backwards.

It’s crazy how we’re all calling Donald Trump Donald Duck now. I can barely remember his old name.

@MattOBrien2 @anylaurie16 The only reveal more shocking than this one was finding out how many times @croninwhocares can skip a rock.

@anylaurie16 Still one of the most shocking reveals I’ve ever witnessed

Throwback to when I complained to the other Conan writers about the WB security guard who threatened to ban me from the lot if I lost another ID. Everyone was on my side, then one writer asked how many IDs I’d lost and I said “17” and they all turned on me.