toliveistodie

@MMalagies I thought you’d enjoy this. Don’t be put off by the title. It isn’t political.

@CharlesTingler I’ve always wondered if Paul’s thorn in his side was the grapes. I’ll remember you. It’s a daily decision and as soon as you take your foot off its neck, you realize it didn’t get any weaker. Keep pressing.

@TrashDiscourse @eternaltxts and don’t just shove it in there without tapping first.

@eternaltxts When the cashier says "strip down facing me" she means the debit card

I’m 21. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@Dylan_Graham29 @2819Church I’m don’t k ow about live but it usually is uploaded by noon or so. I’m actually thinking about driving over to atlanta this weekend, myself.

Can anyone tell me what time pastor Phillip Anthony Mitchell preaches at @2819Church I want to watch their online services

@ghostinthecable Kinda like the Jraphics Interchange Format?

Crowdstrike guy just mentioned regex, but he pronounced it like rejex. Now I wanna log off.

@wretchedmarine a pocket knife is your mute button.

To whomever decided to put ads on gas pumps… You suck.

@LeadingReport that’s her husband.

BREAKING: Former First Lady Jill Biden’s Secret Service agent sh**ts himself while accompanying Jill through Philadelphia airport, per Daily Mail.

@AntSpeaks It’s disturbing how such an intelligent person can be so general toward an entire geographic population.

Compulsive retard Dave Smith calls Gad Saad a Mossad agent… He then goes on to say that "murdering" an Ayatollah is somehow dangerous. To be this morally delusional is really the peak of retardation.

Can anyone recommend a good church to visit in Birmingham, Alabama? I’m looking for small to medium sized. Somewhere that doesn’t feel like a mall.

@WorthingtonBaz I’m so sorry. God bless you and your family.

Our beautiful granddaughter will be laid to rest on Tuesday 7th April Service at Sacred Heart, Springfield 💔

@HawkEmDownChris Bruce Benedict

Age yourself by naming an MLB catcher you grew up watching. I’ll start: Yadier Molina.

As a black man I don’t want DEI, but I do want fairness. For example, how come there is no restaurant called African American Barrel?

@miles_commodore Tom Segura has an amazing bit in that word. Look it up if you want to laugh.

Is honkey still offensive to white people? On the Jeffersons they used it quite a bit. I think it’s funny.

@allenanalysis exposing fraud versus hiding fraud is not criminal.

🚨THIS IS CRIMINAL!! A DOGE lead just testified under oath that he emailed classified government documents to his personal device and then sent them over Signal. Under oath. This is not a leak. This is not a whistleblower. This is a deposition. Signal auto-deletes messages. Personal devices have no government security protocols. This is textbook mishandling of federal records — the same thing they spent four years prosecuting Hillary Clinton over. The same DOGE that accessed Social Security databases. The same DOGE that accessed Treasury payment systems. The same DOGE that accessed Pentagon personnel files. Emailing government documents to a personal device and routing them through an encrypted auto-deleting app is not a mistake. That is a method. The question is who was on the other end of those Signal messages.

@Truth_matters20 Yes. also… The word “Tisa” (take) means to lift up, carry, or bear, implying to use or invoke God’s name. The word “Lashav” (vain) refers to things like misrepresentation, such as falsely claiming to act on His behalf while doing something contrary to His will.

Saying "OMG" is actually taking God's name in vain. We must be very careful not to throw around God's holy name like that.

This is the only answer.👆🏼 And with actual pages, if possible. There’s something about the actual reflection of words in the light versus the projection on a screen. I keep separate copy in my car just in case I have some roadside downtime or happen upon someone who doesn’t own one.

@SethLarrabee Spend time in His Word. It’s got every answer to every problem. Nothing supersedes it.

Let me ask you something honestly. When life gets chaotic… How do YOU stay steady in Christ? NOT the theory. Your REAL answer.

@edgaralandough So true. Have you also noticed that as soon as you pat yourself on the back it knocks you down?

I’ve noticed that whenever Christians get close to their breakthrough or right before their prayers are about to be answered, there is an increase in spiritual warfare, distractions & chaos in their lives. Please remind yourself that God has your back, keep praying & stay focused.

@Beanskii @KarluskaP for real. sounded like kindergarten in there.

@KarluskaP Is this real? Who tf is chanting that?

Southwest Flight 2094 Diverted to Atlanta due to security threat; passenger detained fox5atlanta.com/news/southwest…

@upholdreality that’s some stage four denial.

Marandi's patience with these presstitutes is honestly superhuman At least we get to see him shred the script live on air

@WOWT6News The people literally running to help warms my heart.

WATCH: University of Nebraska-Omaha Public Safety security cameras show the moment two vehicles fell into a sinkhole on Tuesday — and how the drivers were able to get out. Details: on.wowt6.com/3MOv07F