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@LeoGebbie That second one looks like it absolutely needs to be culled

@LeoGebbie If it puts James Corden out of business, it can’t be a bad thing

@TheShowstoppers David and Richard Attenborough open with a song and dance number, “there’s no p in pterodactyl”

@SimeonxJarrett I originally read this as needy - somehow both true

@LeoGebbie @Garmin @GarminUK @GarminFitness @GarminOutdoor @RE_Mansfield

@LeoGebbie She’s a best selling author and therefore master communicator, you snide git 🤣

@SimeonxJarrett Just get a house that overlooks a motorway

I feel like I’d probably enjoy F1 if I gave it a chance

@DanHanzus can we discuss Matt Millen on the Saints/Panthers game? It’s rough. Very very rough…

CON 38% (+3)

@LeoGebbie “Petr-olly night” or “I’m sorry, sir, you can bring myrrh onto a garage forecourt, it’s highly flammable”

@Pink_squid @KFC_UKI

2035. Twitter is the last social media platform standing. Gender reveal parties have become an urban myth. No one's seen a pregnancy announcement in years. The @KFC_UKI admin is the leader of the free world. Arsenal are still 10th. #whatsappdown #instadown #FacebookIsDown

@LeoGebbie @thehundred @KiaOvalEvents @AndyDG_Stringer @PigletAbroad #nuts4KPnuts

@SimeonxJarrett Only one man’s hair can save us

going from today’s football to England-Germany tomorrow knowing Southgate is going to treat us to no Saka, no Sancho and a Rice-Phillips midfield

I’m gonna need the strategists to start delivering first round feedback like this

@Pink_squid @Boultini

I see nothing but facts here by stage five you can guarantee at least three strategists will be involved (credit to @Boultini )

Ahh, nothing truly makes you feel old than trying convince Gen Z that school is cool #studentrecruitment #educationmarketing #employerbranding #GenZ

genuinely asking, is Keir Starmer not allowed to rinse Boris for this ‘bodies’ quote before it’s proven, or is he just missing another open goal?

@LeoGebbie @wembleystadium @EE @kestermann @benwood @samtkemp Better than watching Spurs there at the weekend for sure

@Lisa_Pearson @LinkedInUK Whaaaaaaaaaaat?! That’s definitely not exactly what I expect from the LinkedIn sales team...

Seriously..anyone, anywhere know of a decent contact @LinkedInUK our contact has just dropped off the face of the earth and I have clients getting really p'd off. #help