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@nikita_helene Failed audits are a fireable offence in most banks

aah. what kind of auditors do you hang out with? most audit reports should show that things are going well. coz we expect those responsible to have done well is it ug/african culture that auditors should always find problems? and therefore finding problems is a “normal” thing?

@michaelbukachi Hehehehe walifanya niandike around 3 pages of a damn document sikumbuki ata ilikua ya Nini. Interview inafeel kama scholarship application

Out of curiosity, did these people ever hire from Kenya or did they take down those job postings?

@jamesonen Africans with their "learn the game" bullshit

Fetishizing poverty is low IQ. If your parents were poor don't blame people who's parents worked hard. Instead, let's also work hard so that our children benefit from opportunities we can create for them. You may hate the privileged all you want, but, outside of foreign aid and public sector, they are the major job creators in this economy. Interact with them, learn from them, network with them. You will find that many of the rags to riches stories you hear about includes a benefactor that opened doors for them. Wallowing in envy does nothing for you. Don't whine. Learn the Game.

@osumo_brad 🤣🤣🤣 just stop it man, you don't need to justify anything

@AnotherAnowa 😭😭😭 one of our country's "founding fathers" took a car from a dealership for a test drive and just went away with it. The foundation of our countries set us back centuries kenyans.co.ke/news/19984-mze…

I see Nigeria's founding fathers and it makes me appreciate how cerebral America's founding fathers were

@munchgod3000 I've lost count of the number of times I've been served by someone and thinking they look like a child only to realize I'm just an old geezer now

Our society is so used to old bastards refusing to retire it’s shocking people that the youth is working in law enforcement, doesn’t help the old bastards sold us out to AI and mass immigration/offshoring as well

Intelligence is determined by genetics btw, it’s not something you get in college

@Empty_America I get the point y'all are trying to make, but the notion that an Uber driver is more attractive/dominant/prestigious than a Chief Operating Officer is still hilarious

The “rich people things this way” stuff only works on idiots. They think there’s like secret spells you can say to a lender and you’ll magically not have to pay a mortgage or they’ll give you the super secret special interest rate.

That trust fund baby has never worked a day in his life. The one decade Nigeria was close to having a real market economy he nearly lost all his wealth. Bailing him out is one of GEJ's many many sins against commonsense

@Physicuss111 @citizentvkenya Sure. Those who donate all their wealth to charities and churches are breaking the law of inheritance hahahahaha. Come on now, be factual

@citizentvkenya The law of inheritance gives privilege & rights to the immediate next of kin. In this case, Nderitu's wife & children. Riggy G aliwacheza.

Nderitu Gachagua will probe Family seeks investigation into late Nderitu’s will Nyokabi and four children claim will was doctored Family accuses brother of using will to disinherit them Family claims will used to defraud and misappropriate funds #CitizenFridayNight

@R_CrYpT777 @heismikel1 He looks like Rango

@heismikel1 This one nah Ibadan-reptilian 😂

Whatever you do, no let barber put ring light on your neck. 😩😩

@AmControo Enda Think twice opening day or the day after and you'll be guaranteed some amazing clothes

Mnanunuaga wapi affordable men casual wears . By affordable i mean less than 2500/= sneakers, less than 1000/= shirts, less than 1200/= jeans and pants . Juu Seems like hata mtumba ni overpriced siku hizi

@kilow_ke @Animol21 Typical ngubu insults lmaaaao

@tomatomact17715 @Animol21 From your mother's anal cavities

Kalenjin baddies also their brothers

@kilow_ke @Animol21 Where are you coming from dingus

@tomatomact17715 @Animol21 You live better where 'kichwa matako' you must be the guy on the right

@kilow_ke @JUNX1ONG I live better than your grandpa, your dad, and you combined

@tomatomact17715 @JUNX1ONG You can back to your bed sitter and sleep negroe

People through out history were poorer, faced more perils and strife than y'all and still procreated. Uko na supercomputer in your pocket, piped water, fiber internet na electricity. Things that were for the elite just 2/3 decades ago and you are still posting fa990try.

@99thsense Nigga are you trying to make lean. Tf in the king von is this?

Let’s see how it goes

@kilow_ke @JUNX1ONG You can go back to the huts and showering in the river like your amazing grandparents buddy

@JUNX1ONG Do you have your own house, own land, grow your own food like your parents/grandparents?