Tom Lancashire

If @ManUtd think Kobbie Mainoo is anything other than completely indispensable then they can get in the bin

@ddritzenhein Thank you mate!

Happy B-Day to my buddy @tomlancs

@ddritzenhein Thanks mate! Hope you’re good 👍🏾

Happy B-Day to my buddy @tomlancs

@ladbible @TriBucko Who's king o'jobs now eh?

@ladbible @TriBucko

Primary school teacher sacked after being outed as MC Devvo ladbible.com/news/uk-school…

@TomBosworth @dog_feelings Hahaha WOW but yes true 💁🏾‍♂️

@dog_feelings @tomlancs this sounds just like you!

for your convenience. i have made a list of the times. i would appreciate your attention always

@TomBosworth FURY IS NOT THE ANSWER FFS ARRGGGGGHHH 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

Furious at myself today for failing to be anywhere near my usual performance level. Worst race in probably half a decade and no reason for it. Don’t need sympathy, don’t need any compassion, I just need to get the work done and focus on the next.

@Sophie_Killer @Ashley__Bryant @TomBosworth @bellabarista @rocketespresso OMG I’d love a rocket 😍 Nice Sophie!👌🏾

@Ashley__Bryant @TomBosworth Ooh yeh Tom! Get on to @bellabarista and they’ll sort you out 😍☕️ We’re in love with our @rocketespresso

Ok athletes you all love your coffee, my Delonghi machine has served me well for nearly 7 years but is about to give up on me... I need recommendations...

@mokoro4 You too! Is this from 2010?!😱

Great to see you yesterday @tomlancs 😊😊 here’s one for nostalgia

@RosscoJammin @TeamThie @jarrowarrow @Great_Run Hahahahaha brilliant 😂

Yes @jarrowarrow I agree that my hair was shocking! 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣 Watch for a trip down the @Great_Run memory lane! m.youtube.com/watch?v=bUI5L4…

One sheet of plywood ✅ Some borrowed power tools ✅ About 6 (long) weekends ✅ Non-constructive feedback from Father 😏✅ A DREAM ✅ ...and I’ve finally finished my new dining table! So proud of… instagram.com/p/BrS5U0rnKsI/…

@chrisbramah @AJSM_SportsMed @YLMSportScience @SalfordUni Retire now. You’ve reached the pinnacle. In fact no, wait until you’ve fixed me, then retire. Should only take a couple more years 👍🏾

So cool seeing our @AJSM_SportsMed article as an @YLMSportScience infographic! Thanks Yann! 😁 Love it! 👌 @SalfordUni Full article: doi.org/10.1177%2F0363…

@jwmquality I think that’s 19/5 as in the 19th of May 😂

Today I replaced a second floor window on an old farm house. The painter in 1915 was serious about being remembered

@NeilBonnarBN You’re right! And ironically as a unit our defense is rubbish 🤔

@NeilBonnarBN Shaw and Lingard, and Lindelof has improved over his time here. I actually think De Gea’s distribution has gotten worse. But not many success stories! Young and Smalling maybe...

@AnglicusTrans #relatable

When an agency asks you to revise a test translation completed by a prospective freelancer but can’t pay you because they aren’t getting paid for it either... #xl8

@EilishMccolgan @MichaelRimmer8 The second dog looks far too interested to be compared to @MichaelRimmer8 😂

.@MichaelRimmer8 this is me and you in dog form. I'm sure you can guess which one is which...

@TomBosworth @jackpgreen All your tweets are sponsorship tweets 😂

PS @jackpgreen this isn’t a sponsorship tweet, more a cry for help and advice! 😉

Just had a visit from an @eonenergyuk rep for a new boiler quote, but it’s never that simple - boiler needs moving, water tanks need to go, all the fancy modern bits and energy efficient extras. ☹️ I’m not sure if I’ve been had or modernising a house is just bloody expensive!

A coaching conference in Liverpool on Nov 25th, for coaches to network & learn, please retweet @clitherbot @JennyMeadows800 @coachnewport @colinmccourt @_MarcScott @TeamNBMCR @tomlancs @LauraWeightman @alexbell92 @jamiewebb800 @JohnsonThompson @Claireduckybear @AndrewJamesHobd