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Tommaso Stocchi 🌈🇪🇺

@tommasodotNET

Cloud Solution Architect @Microsoft | My Own Opinions | He/Him ~ It's automation, not automagic ~

🇮🇹 Katılım Eylül 2011
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Aspire 💫@aspiredotdev·
Another amazing #AspireConf session you don't want to miss with Seth Juarez and @tommasodotNET - Aspire to Be Agentic: Designing Distributed Agentic Systems Without the Chaos March 23 | 11:00-11:30 AM PT 🤖 Set your reminder: conf.aspire.dev/?cid=aspirecon…
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@chiaravix·
Penso che se i tuoi genitori leggessero questo post, dove si capisce che hanno totalmente fallito come tali, vorrebbero essere al posto di mio padre: morti, appunto.
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Barbie 🎀 Agitprop
Barbie 🎀 Agitprop@BarbieAgitprop·
a quick lesson in cause and effect
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The Daily Show
The Daily Show@TheDailyShow·
Jon Stewart on election night: "We're all going to have to wake up tomorrow morning and work like hell to move the world to the place that we prefer it to be." #DailyShow
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God
God@TheTweetOfGod·
Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.
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ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ@LePapillonBlu2·
Thank you, Harrison Ford. 🙌🏽
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Matteo Pagani
Matteo Pagani@qmatteoq·
#CodemotionMilan2024 day 2 is on! Join me and @tommasodotnet at 12.15 in Libra room to see how a data scientist and a dev can work together to build a multi-agent travel assistant
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Acyn@Acyn·
Obama: Or diapers. I remember buying diapers. Do you think Donald Trump ever changed a diaper? Supporter: His own!  Obama: I almost said that, but I decided I should not say it.
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David Fowler
David Fowler@davidfowl·
Aspire 9 upcoming features 🧵: First, you'll be able to use Aspire 9 with .NET 8 and .NET 9! It will no longer require a call to dotnet workload install, and instead uses an MSBuild SDK. This should simplify CI/CD integration and getting started immensely! All you need is NuGet! #dotnet #aspire
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Roberto Codazzi
Roberto Codazzi@kudablog·
24 ore fa il #ReferendumCittadinanza raggiungeva 250.000 firme. Oggi siamo a 382.000. La più grande giornate di raccolta firme per un referendum della storia Repubblicana. Siamo a 120.000 firme dall'obiettivo. Serve lo SPID e andare su referendumcittadinanza.it
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Stephanie 🔮 Web Witch ( 🦋 @seaotta.dev)
I am begging CEOs to take a minute to step back and think that perhaps not everyone's experience in office is the same as theirs. "Promotes productivity and wellbeing"...let's talk about the resources available to you and not the rest of your company first.
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Rogerio Bonatti
Rogerio Bonatti@rogerio_bonatti·
AI assistants have changed the way we use computers to work and search for information. As LLMs become more powerful, what’s next? Agents. Excited to introduce Windows Agent Arena, a benchmark for evaluating AI models that can reason, plan and act to solve tasks on your PC. 🔗Blog: microsoft.com/applied-scienc… 🌐Webpage: microsoft.github.io/WindowsAgentAr… 📃Paper: arxiv.org/abs/2409.08264 💻Code: github.com/microsoft/Wind… 🧵👇
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