thomas place

@RKDxNT3000 @JeremyClarkson If only that was the only problem about living in America

A big thank you to everyone who came to Diddly Squat today. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

@JeremyClarkson You took a screen shot of your photo in order to upload it to Twitter......

What a monumental cock womble this man is.

@realDonaldTrump Pussy

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.

@delta the wifi is all jacked up in your skylounge in ATL B concourse. Plz fix #firstworldproblems

@AuBonPain my southwest chicken salad from 102 Hudson st, Jersey City had no chicken :(

@nest set my alarm for 7am. Nest Protect says 'LOL 4am HERE WE GO' #nosmoke #falsealarm #panicedkids

@BoseService my soundtouch 130 has been back from repair for a week and it failed again. 2 x 1 month repairs in 3 months and it's dead again

@ups @bose @boseservice is this how you deliver $1300 components leaving them in the snow no where near the door?

Join us for a session by @tomplace from @FirstData at #StrataHadoop today (just before the booth crawl :) #bigdata #datalake #dataquality

@_STbot ST-U4LQ8

@ataccama glad to help. Sorry I couldn't be there in person. Feel free to pass out my contact details. And fix your projector 🙂

The wholesale electricity markets are efficient. Deregulation lets you choose the best suppliers in this market. facebook.com/myutiliz/photo…

@FirstData @ataccama bigger room next year guys! Great turnout, hallway Q&A afterwards went on longer than the presentation!