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BREAKING: BBC selects the UK’s 2027 entry for The Eurovision Song Contest:

I think for next year’s Eurovision we should submit the song from the Pepto Bismol ad. Maybe slow it down to a ballad and throw in a key change, see if that gets us any votes.

Scott Mills' revenge: Axed star takes action against BBC as friends tell KATIE HIND why he feels like a 'scapegoat'... and reveal how his life has been 'ruined' trib.al/NvsnUkj

Let Gloria bloody speak please

Andy Burnham to Number 10:

Wes Streeting’s resignation speech….

@myarsedotcom @PatrickChristys Erection, election, what’s the difference.

@PatrickChristys Don’t gay porn stars have the right to stand in an election,

This country is mental, isn’t it?

As Labour self-implode, Kemi Badenoch gets ever more confident and impressive. Suspect the polls will start to reflect this as Reform come under more intense scrutiny.

Hi @AngelaRayner Just checking to see if you’ll be calling for a General Election once your party changes PM?

This is @KemiBadenoch’s chamber, you’re just sitting in it.

Beth and Eric had best get the kettle on - we're heading back to Latimer Crescent for a brand new full series of Two Doors Down! More info ➡️ bbc.in/3P3BYXD

"Oh I'm not done yet!" Kemi Badenoch with a MASTERCLASS in how to respond to Labour MP, Emily Thornberry.

cackling, she was so invested 😭

You know what’s interesting about Angela Rayner’s statement? She does not mention - not once - the number one reason why 3.8 million people just voted Reform. Including why 18 of 19 seats in Rayner’s own seat just went Reform. Immigration.

@AngelaRayner Have you paid your stamp duty yet

Our party has suffered a historic defeat. Many good Labour colleagues have lost their seats despite working hard for those they represented. We have lost good Labour administrations and lost the chance for more. What we are doing isn’t working, and it needs to change. This may be our last chance. The Labour Party must now live up to our name: we must be the party of working people. We’ve heard the same on the doorstep as we’ve seen in the polls - the cost of living is the top issue for voters of all parties. People have turned to populists and nationalists because we have not done enough to fix it. Living standards are barely higher than they were a decade and a half ago. People feel hopeless - that the cost of living crisis will never end, and now they see oil and gas companies use global instability to post record profits. Once again, ordinary people are paying the price for decisions they didn’t make. It’s no wonder that across the UK, working people feel the system is rigged against them. Things can be so much better than this. Countries including Spain and Canada have shown that economies can grow and people can thrive when governments stay true to labour and social democratic values and put people first. We need to learn from that. In London, we lost young people who fear they will never afford a home. In my patch and across the north, we lost working people whose wages are too low and costs too high. In Scotland and Wales, people do not currently see Labour as the answer.  We are in danger of becoming a party of the well-off, not working people. The Peter Mandelson scandal showed a toxic culture of cronyism.  Decisions like cutting winter fuel allowance just weren’t what people expected from a Labour government. For too long, successive governments have allowed wealth and power to concentrate at the top without a plan to ensure the benefits of economic growth are shared fairly. The result is an economy that does not work for the majority, with wealth concentrated in too few hands. This level of inequality, alongside squeezed living standards, is the outcome of a model built on deregulation, privatisation, and trickle-down economics. But we have the chance to fix this.  1/2

You really have lost the plot. If Gordon Brown is the answer what was the question?

Weird question? 🤣🤣 The leader of the Green Party thinks women can have penises. THAT’S weird, not me asking if his female colleague agrees.

Regardless what you think of @piersmorgan this is literally the most well naturally crafted no nonsense balanced few minutes I’ve listened to in a very long time a brilliant listen

Tess and Vernon split and Nadia Sawalha fired from Loose Women … huge day for Lorrainewatch Twitter