Tom Scarlett

@WilliamShatner You look better today than you did in "The Deadly Years." May you live forever, Captain.

@MZHemingway I would much rather be the head honcho of Florida than a cringing, subservient Trump toady. "Oh goody, I can have the job he once gave to Jeff Sessions!"

oomf got shushed by patti smith at film forum before the movie even started

@TheStingisBack I saw STAR WARS as a 9-year-old boy (and loved it). Years later I saw KIND HEARTS AND CORONETS and thought "hey, that is Obi-Wan Kenobi!"

@mattyglesias Women are good at becoming legislators, where the job is mostly talking. The president is THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF.

@ArthurKolchak Electricity?! Faulkner died during the Kennedy administration. He watched television! He heard rock and roll!

@Steve_Sailer Yankees vs Brooklyn Dodgers was a clash of Manhattan swells vs Brooklyn proles (the latter team was known as "Dem Bums") The Mets are the National League successor to the Dodgers, so most of their fans went with the Mets.

Real estate mogul Donald Trump announced this week that after three and a half years of marriage, he is seeking a divorce from wife Marla Maples. According to Trump, Maples violated part of their marriage agreement when she decided to turn thirty.

@SharylAttkisson Jim West's sidekick on THE WILD WILD WEST (my favorite show as an 8-year-old boy) was Artemus Gordon. Abraham Lincoln was a big fan of Artemus Ward, who was sort of a 19th century Dave Barry.

@saintspaco @tblinz This is an episode of MY NAME IS EARL. Whoever did the captions is incompetent. She did not say "baby in my passenger." She said "I have a BB in my ass!"

@FamilyFeud HANK: My girlfriend is going to be on FAMILY FEUD. LARRY: With her family? HANK: No, when a family only has four people they throw in a ringer as a cousin or whatever. Don't tell anybody.

@50YearsAgoLive It wasn't long before old Dad Was cumbersome, a drag. He seemed to get the message and Began to pack his bag. 'You don't want me around,' he said, 'I'm old and crippled too.' We didn't have the heart to say 'You're bloody right. It's true!'

@wjcarter The Fab Four peaked in 1966-67. ABBEY ROAD is terrific by the standards of most bands, but a comedown for the Beatles.

Damn maybe Disney really is The Most Magical Place On Earth ™️

@JonahPlatt @NewYorker Non-Jewish? #MrShawn #RobertGottlieb #PaulineKael #RenataAdler #HannahArendt #CharlesReich #EllenWillis @RickHertzberg @rimmnick @sbg1 @SidneyBlumenth3 @emilynussbaum. Even the goyish Dwight Macdonald, Yale '28, was a former Trotskyist.

Advance image of Trump attending Supreme Court oral arguments on the Birthright Citizenship case.

Benito Mussolininannounces that there will be no more parliamentary elections in Italy.

@ishapiro Remarkable to recall it was Colorado that passed the anti-gay law that the Rehnquist Court killed in Romer vs Evans.

@MZHemingway I didn't know Tiger Woods was testifying today.

@daveweigel We are as far from Lynyrd Skynyrd as Lynyrd Skynyrd was from Al Jolson in THE JAZZ SINGER. #ThinkAboutIt