tony forbes

@history99917180 Raised 3 dogs for @sspoldogsection never got the hang of circumnavigating the rear of a dog section car.

If you know, you know.

@dontforgetchaos Just said the same to my wife.

Think I’ll be sleeping outside tonight. Sorry neighbours.

@GeoffNorcott Wear shorts all year round.

Genuine respect to those men who - once they’ve started wearing shorts - will see that decision through until mid October. Regardless of any meteorological changes.

@sspoldogsection I read that as Tsar was doing 120 in a 30 zone 🤦

PD Tsar: * 120mph in a 30mph zone * Drink and drug driving/no insurance * Resisting arrest Not a great idea to hide behind a wheelie bin when you’re tracked down by Tsar after failing to stop. All that effort for a night in the cells. See you in court 👨‍⚖️

@SocialistNHS I wouldn’t trust him with my salt grinder.

Do you trust this man with our NHS?

@sspoldogsection Good lad Tsar, came up on my FB memories this morning, him at 12 weeks old.

PD Tsar: If you spend your night breaking into cars in East Sussex, expect to meet Tsar! After the victim had his car broken into, he followed the suspect to a building site where Tsar has arrived, searched, found and made sure the suspect didn’t leave 🦷 Unless it was with us 🐕

@sspoldogsection That’s my boy!! Glad to see those titanium teeth are serving you well.

PD Tsar: Plain clothes officers saw a drug dealer do a runner in Brighton. Not expecting to hear the panting from Tsar as he was being chased down, the male was detained (🦷) and subsequently arrested, and will now also face deportation through immigration offences. Top boy 🐕

@sspoldogsection Well done Toby, keep up the good work, lots of love from your brother Timber enjoying the civilian life.

PD Toby: During an Operation in Surrey targeting drug dealing, Toby has indicated on a male walking past him. This male was searched and found to be in possession of drugs and a firearm. A search of his address, and a further 4 firearms were located and more drugs. Well done Toby

@pub_that Used to frequent a pub in London, beer duty went up 3p a pint, landlord raised it by 10p a pint so yes I’d ask for and probably will do in my local come Friday evening.

Are we all in agreement that the first customer to ask where their 1p off a pint is gets barred immediately, yes?

@NatashaMDay Hugo, he definitely looks like a Hugo.

@MelissaRTodd Let guess, you’ll be in charge.

I do wonder whether the prison overcrowding problem couldn't be solved by reinstating public birching.

@TalkTV @Iromg Would Concrete Mike like to comment on the previous 5 PM’s and 14 years of conservative mismanagement, thought not.

"I don't think Keir Starmer is fit for purpose." Mike Graham says the Government doesn't know how to run the country as he takes a hit at the prime minister, telling him to "get lost". @Iromg

@Nigel_Farage If it pisses you off I’m all for it.

Michel Barnier becomes the new French Prime Minister. An EU fanatic that will suit sell-out Starmer.

@MilitaryBanter Get dragged around wooded paths and pick up dog shit.

@MelissaRTodd School Dinner - the thought of over cooked liver & bacon with lumpy mash followed by stodgy chocolate sponge with cold custard has brought me out with hives.

A full day at Whipstock. They're awfully quiet so far....

@trussliz So do you!!

The Civil Service have questions to answer 👇

@MelissaRTodd She didn’t look ecstatic 😂😂

Ecstatic Truss has gone.

@80_mcswan Yes or No 🤷‍♂️

@MelissaRTodd 😂

@toneforbes Of my gash? Zillions. Not on the blog though. Keeping that respectable.

Started a blog about my medical woes so I don’t have to keep punishing you all with them here. If you’re interested and not squeamish: briantheobloidfibroid.blogspot.com/2024/06/brian-…