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Me seeing a New Jersey category on Jeopardy!

@AmtrakNECAlerts Can you tell me the status of Silver Star 91, scheduled to depart at noon from Trenton?

Service Alert: spr.ly/6016Rvlt6

@chronic_nagging @BrndnStrssng I mean, his back is to the door. Rookie mistake

@BrndnStrssng There's no way he reaches his guns in time.

Paul Schrader’s new movie looks incredible

@KyleGelling It’s a hand washing station

What in the Moaning Myrtle they got going on here?

@HardFactorNews @bennybeaches @RobChristie1 @PFTCommenter Did…did you pee in it? You peed in it didn’t you?

@bennybeaches @RobChristie1 @PFTCommenter Very

Rose Bowl Stadium has an interesting urinal. Best or worst design ever?

@Gwyntaglaw @RossFloate Would you willingly bite into a Cronenburger?

@InternetHippo Top notchery achievers know there are no exceptions to this rule.

@erinmargrethe Have you forgotten who you’re married to?

May 2024 bring us (ok, me) a lot less chaos. Here’s to a boring year 🙏🏼

@LudwigTheJust @InternetHippo If you block enough of the ads, you start seeing ads that make your timeline feel like the underground rave in “Babylon”

@InternetHippo I've been turbo-blocking ads and checkmarks since Elon took over. It feels nice.

@jamesceceree @dchiego @JoeyFuego44 That’s because they’re amazed the front office actually let him pitch. He could pitch a perfect game and they’d send him down the next day.

@tonigo @dchiego @JoeyFuego44 Underappreciated by fans? What fans? I see overwhelming amounts of lucchesi love anytime he does literally anything.

Mets fans, don’t sleep on Joey Lucchesi. @JoeyFuego44 .. Dude is healthy, provides innings, & a gamer. He deserves a spot on this rotation. Injuries hurt him but I believe he’s healthy now & was impressed by his pitching outings last year. I like this kid. Don’t sleep on him. 👌

@JohnSaponaro @Vcam109 See the thing is Frank never had any self respect. So how can he give up something he never had?

Frank the Tank is Barstools fault. They exploited this dude and his infantile rants. Some fans love it because he makes them feel better about themselves. I blocked him years ago and I even tried telling yall about his toxic behavior. So glad Steve Cohen finally saw the light.

@Vizzajoe @NjTank99 Frank right now

No @NjTank99 you have nothing figured out. You’re not a fan, you’re an attention whore that finds negativity where there is hope. You perpetuate toxicity to the fanbase, which over time has been cancerous to our fanbase. You’re everything that’s wrong with our fanbase!

@Greggofboken1 @jeleleven Giolitti certainly is nothing to get excited about, I agree. But a short term deal is be ok with. Plus they have that super duper pitching academy thingee

@tonigo @jeleleven I do think they did all they could. I very much would like to see them go after Montgomery. Giolito does not excite me at all.

Translation: Have Yourself A Giolito Christmas

@Greggofboken1 @jeleleven Cohen made it pretty clear back in July that 24 was going to be more of a wait-and-see season with 25 being the focus. They did all they could on Yamamoto. If they sign Golito to a 1-2 yr deal, and maybe a 5 year deal on Imanaga, I’d be ok with that (for the starting rotation)

@jeleleven I agree w/that. But was hoping we might aim higher than .500.

@kateefeldman It needs a commissioner who is not the willing lickspittle of the owners

@MetsLifer75 @Getxcooked @SteveGelbs What does Lindor need to do to get some respect around here?

@Getxcooked @SteveGelbs Um, Scherzer, Verlander, Diaz might have something to say about that

Steve Cohen and the Mets did all they could possibly do to woo Yamamoto. Flew to Japan, hosted him for dinner and offered a monster contract. At the end of the day, that’s all you can ask for as a fan.

@tashaaaaaaa What I’m taking from this is that rom coms generally suck.

@TimothyRRyder That was like a week’s worth of groceries back then.

@tonigo around $0.80 give or take

Rockefeller’s net worth was like 1% of the U.S. GDP at the time. throw that nickel back at him, kid. tell him you want the foldin’ notes

men I don’t trust based on their name &spelling 1. Bryan 2. Jon 3. Any J name!!!!**