Lamar Scrotum

I need the schtickle stump to spank my rump!

@trenasparkle @rottiingflesh That’s the most illogical solution the baby isn’t even from earth!

@rottiingflesh the only logical solution is give the baby a passport from every country and it’s nationality is earth

what if i gave birth in space what nationality would the baby be

@jmccarrolcharts Unfortunately yes

If I rewatch the dirties right after the drama am I going to look like a school shooter

@pizzavani @gwenpoolREAL 🔂

@gwenpoolREAL Did you watch the Ted movies before or did you actually start with the show

my letterboxd activity is just sad

he is risen

BREAKING: the Israeli forces finally killed their first terrorist in Lebanon. Guy Ludar was mistaken for a Hezbollah soldier and was shot and killed by his own troops. Hezbollah is really haunting their minds

@mushinom Peak*

movies with curves like this always pique my interest

@ratlimit Hi

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Al Pacino "Take a look at Israel's history & you would know who the terrorist is" #GazaUnderAttack @WeSupportGaza

@_psyc0pathic Not that hard when you aren’t a Zionist

being openly jewish is so fucking difficult atm

stripper name pole atreides

@kiwiyuno “Do I remember sleeping?”

its so funny to me whenever matt says something way out of left field and then jay has to immediately change the subject

@1FlashofLight @Q_Review He’s gonna make a 6 hour retrospective on this interaction

@Q_Review I think you'll find you typed "ahhhh", if you meant "a" or "ah" you'd have typed "a" or "ah".

An underrated joke in the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover is when Peter says "I just wanted to make you laugh and cry. You see, I'm a Family Guy" and Homer responds, "I understand. I'm ahhhh The Simpsons."

🚨‼️ BREAKING 💥 Urgent: The final execution of over 10,000 Palestinian prisoners in Israeli occupation prisons has begun; we learn this with profound sadness.

BREAKING: The Trump administration voted to let Big Oil ignore every endangered species protection in the Gulf of Mexico. In a single meeting, Trump's corrupt cabinet gave oil companies a free pass to kill endangered whales & sea turtles so they can drill without limits. 🧵

i think i should reassess the people im friends with

April fools

Just ate a whole Chinese buffet by myself!

there are rumors of a secret fourth beatle, known only as "ringo"

IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A LIBERAL YOU ARE SINGLE TO ME. WHAT IS HE GONNA DO? VOTE ME OUT OF YOUR DMS????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Israel is the first state in history to legislate a death sentence that applies only to one ethnic group. There's a reason nobody has ever done this. It's a depth of evil beyond humanity itself.