Toren Tuttle, CPA, MBA

This edit by some dude named Logan got Florida running through my veins watching it. UF should legitimately make this their promotional video.

@mistressdivy I’ve been saying this for YEARS

What’s the dumbest name for a business? I’ll start: Fifth Third Bank

@DailyTaxMemes The “I gave you my documents yesterday, where’s my return” folk

Who should we be mad at today fam?

@dvassallo If your CPA does any of the things listed they suck and you need a new one. You don’t necessarily need to turn to AI. Just find a better fit.

CPAs think we DIY our taxes to save money. - We do it because AI will answer your 15th question about a deduction without watching the clock. - We do it because AI won't punt your return to October and act like it's normal. - We do it because AI doesn't bill you for asking "wait, why?" - We do it because AI explains what it's doing instead of just doing it. - We do it because AI doesn't have 200 other clients ahead of you in March. - We do it because AI doesn't disappear from February to April. - We do it because AI won't judge you for not knowing what a 1099-NEC is. - We do it because AI gives you the expertise without taking away the understanding. - We do it because AI lets you file at 11pm on a Sunday. - We do it because AI doesn't charge you more for having multiple income streams. - We do it because AI turns "just sign here" into "here's what you're signing and why." - We do it because AI doesn't file an extension on your behalf and call it a strategy. - We do it because AI makes you smarter about your taxes every year. Your CPA makes you more dependent every year. - We do it because AI doesn't sigh when you ask what quarterly estimated payments are for the third time. - We do it because AI doesn't care if your situation is "complicated." - We do it because you can ask AI "what if I made more this year" and get an answer in 5 seconds instead of scheduling a call. - We do it because AI won't tell you in April that you're actually filing in October.

@sixringsofsteeI No, I’m tor(e)n

Somebody help me decide these four games I'm torn

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I ordered one knife block set and in return got a set of Russian nesting boxes. Thanks @amazon!

@andreacpa0 I had a “no W-2, just distributions” S-Corp owner this year. Tis the season!

"cant you just use last year's w-2" i hate it here

Baker's got a lil motion 😎

Guy in Tampa is throwing to 6th string WR.

73 points, dual throwback uniforms, kevin harlan on the call. never kill yourself

@RichCimini Take the over on all of Mayfield’s lines this weekend.

Jets DC Steve Wilks responds to Baker Mayfield, who said last week’s game was personal because Wilks cut him in Carolina: “I don’t think an interim coach has much say over personnel. If that were the case, I wouldn’t have gotten rid of our best player, Christian McCaffrey.” Zing. #Jets

There's literally a Chubb/Woody backfield and it's like none of you care.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME @VB3_9

$48m in Green Bay after taxes = $26,145,257 $40m in Dallas after taxes = $25,241,812 Thanks to David Mulugheta, Micah Parsons now gets to live in Green Bay, Wisconsin all for a raise of $900,000!

And Mr Cig said unto them ‘take this, for it is my body’

@HanaHoops The WNBA had an approximate $40 million loss in 2024 and has been kept afloat by the NBA for years. Doesn’t make sense to further the loss. Not hard to grasp.

NBA players make 50% of the leagues revenue. WNBA players make about 9% of the leagues revenue. They are not asking for equal pay they are only asking for a larger share of the leagues revenue. Not a hard to grasp.

Listen to Mel. He knows quarterbacks!