tori dowling

I never realized how much time I would spend trying to help my baby fart

@angieguld @Delta 48+ hours into the trip without luggage for @angieguld and no end in sight. Do better @Delta @AerLingus !

2+ hours delay followed by a downgraded aircraft. Once in a lifetime trip with a purposefully booked @Delta One Suite now downgraded 😩 #delta #FAIL

How did Pepsi win the ATL airport contract when Coca Cola is based here?

CALIFORNIA, HERE WE COME!

Insomnia reaches a whole new level when you’re forced to sleep with an extra pillow 💤

Really sad day for me. It finally happened. Bread betrayed me. I broke a tooth on a piece of sourdough 😢

@MoEgger1530 @Skyline_Chili Skyline dip 🤤

Wanna win a Skyline gift card? Reply to me by 9pm eastern tonight with your go-to Skyline at-home recipe for watching big games like tonight's national title tilt AND follow @Skyline_Chili I'll pick random winners. (Mine is my award-winning Skyline Tots) #skylinepartner

Being the “always on time” friend is my best and worst personality trait

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

@MikePosner @PEACHdowling

Thursday 1/28. New 🔥.

The holidays are over, y'all. It’s back to that 9 to 5 😉 #MondayMotivation

@WHITEHARDEN7 #5 all the way

@sarah_ispale @SchittsCreekPop @danjlevy @toridowling

schitt’s creek screencaps as famous paintings, a thread: 1. American Gothic (Wood, 1930)

All we gotta do is keep drinking until the new year and then we can get our lives together.

Did I or didn’t I order Shrek: The Ultimate Collection tonight ?

Gameday sunrise at @virginia_tech . Go Hokies! Beat the hoos! @TechSideline

Almost made it to December without turning the heat on 🥶

Dinner is served

Now accepting guesses for the annual Christmas card theme 🧐🎄