Keith “Tour Visor” Mitchell

For the love of god can someone please tell me how these stains magically show up on my shorts #lank

@i_makemorethanu Two time if this is true your a hero

@tourvisorkeith Stay hot

For the love of god can someone please tell me how these stains magically show up on my shorts #lank

@bleako_ Fuego I ran the barn for years and can confirm there is some serious truth to that. I’m puzzled because I achieved those at the bar last night Tapped in Keith

@tourvisorkeith Cart boy that leans over the seat’s armrests with shit in his pockets #AskMeHowIknow

@wayne_rooney44 You ain’t kidding Wayne. One second, life is good and your shorts are perfect and the next second they are literally fucked. One of life’s great mysteries

@tourvisorkeith No one will ever be able to figure it out

@fakejonnydeluca I’ve been hard pressed to find one. Nick “for da bay” Fortes is truly special. Stay tapped in John

@tourvisorkeith Who doesn’t love Nick “I’m gonna fuckin hammer your high fastball” Fortes

Would any Rays fan like to guess whose last 4 games these are. (It should be fairly obvious and he has been on fire)

@GregBaconIII @nikolasklimis Everything good in your hood tech???

@tourvisorkeith @nikolasklimis Help

THE MOST POWERFUL 6-7 IN THE WORLD

Millar this, the whale that. Let’s get back to our roots. Let’s get Minter up and moving #MMM

@peehair_bourne Favorite activity of the city of Tallahassee: closing our roads for these fuck ass apartments #fuckthesedetours

Woooooooah we got double crane action #doublecraneaction

@fakejonnydeluca I feel ya on this one Jonny. Nothing makes me more nostalgic than a Ray’s pen arm that was released too soon. We’ll sa ya in Valhalla Pep #domesweetdome

I miss Ryan Pepiot

@craiginthecut Craig, Went to throw on my ole reliables tn but saw the stains of doom and despair. Safe to say I was PISSED

Death, taxes, and these marks on my khakis

@fakejonnydeluca @SleeperRays Hard for myself not to say Tim “Thug” Beckham #forthebay

@SleeperRays Nelson Cruz or Curtis Mead

QUESTION - Who is the second-best player in Rays history? We all know Longo is No. 1, but who is No. 2? #RaysUp

@CarterMcculey2 Oh captain, my captain

All I got to say cap, I will die for you. Let’s fucking Ride.

@acaibowl1234 @CharlieGalaxyD Flo, There are few things in this life of mine that fire me up like that just did. They are saying this is the “ summer of the jims.” Things are certainly trending in the right direction. Tapped in, Keith

@CharlieGalaxyD @tourvisorkeith may I bring you over from the Jersey side of the island. Fresh new pair of jims would do you just nice boss. Lmk, Flo

Thoughts?

Confirmed the ACC is potentially willing to die for the whale. Very exciting if true. Slightly jealous that the SEC is rocking the crown but we move on. #thatsbaseball

Is this kid willing to die for the whale? Fucking doubt it #bozo

@acaibowl1234 @CarterMcculey2 @mikeondabike1 Flo, Sounds like a thrill of a day but there is one thing holding me back. The stench that comes out of his body is just too much for Keith and could stain my visor and that’s a no go. Crown Crafted Keith

@tourvisorkeith @CarterMcculey2 @mikeondabike1 Keith, I have a new idea for a vlog…. Put a tracker on the bike and follow Mike around all day and see what he does on the daily. I would love to join you in this partnership if you’re interested. Lmk, Flo

@mikeondabike1 I just witnessed Michael bicycle enjoying a snowcone at the dick. All is good with the world!! #snowconesummer

Tough times at the dick for the huskies. Ben Barrett have my kids