Wayne Rooney

@JBGOOTER I pay 3 dollars a round for a 9h par 3 that looks like this. I gotta stop complaining

Nice lil $70 round for the kid #pure #green

@FerdisonJ Go send another tweet into the abyss faggot

@wayne_rooney44 Get your pigeon toes out the frame squid

If this couple makes out one more time I’m going to kill myself. Type of shit that only happens after your bet didn’t hit

@friarsfriar Green

@wayne_rooney44 What line

That’s baseball

@tourvisorkeith No one will ever be able to figure it out

For the love of god can someone please tell me how these stains magically show up on my shorts #lank

@SellersBicep What’s the occasion

I am going to consume a lot of beers.

#PollOfTheDay Who is the biggest GigaChad in the NESCAC? (MBB)

@tomcouillon @Mike_Will_Spike Second thing I noticed after that “rack”

@wayne_rooney44 @Mike_Will_Spike I couldn’t imagine how it could get worse and then i saw this comment and looked at that things feet😭😭

What the actual fuck are we doing #nuke

Life will never be as stress free as that summer before freshman year of college

Banning mango juul pods has led to 12 year olds ripping sour apple ice geek bars. Great showing by the government

Fair play to the lads tho I never fucked with juuls back in the day anyway

@liamdoylelover Bitches always try to come up with these elaborate excuses for fucking multiple guys at a time. Idk why girls can’t just admit it

Christ

@IrishBearInGA Appreciate that, Irish

@wayne_rooney44 Great spot Wayne, have a day

8.5/10 shitter location

@GratefulFriar Make sure to take physcs so u can get through Treys vocals. The jams are on fire rn tho

I’m going to Phish tonight.

Noah Kahn makes music for dudes who never copped an eighth off a sketchy plug and have a strong affinity for their below average Massachusetts town

@jeffknox55 @edwardsdrew222 Cus it’s accessible and supposed to be nice. The day ppl catch onto Holderness like pm is the day I’ll kms

@tugN_wouldya What type of dumbass question is this

Thoughts on faking sick at miserable summer restaurant job to go to lakehouse with boys