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@PM630 @Brett_A_Taylor "Hey Jed, please give this cut HOFers money to Joc Pederson. Thx!"

@tpstoner1 @Brett_A_Taylor Jed told me you signed off on most of the contracts 🫣

I remember a time when Michael Busch was the only Cub not hitting. Now he's the only Cub hitting.

@PM630 @Brett_A_Taylor I didn't build anything. I wanted to keep Rizzo and Schwarber all along.

@tpstoner1 @Brett_A_Taylor We built this team around Happ, Dansby, Seiya and Nico. We only have ourselves to blame thinking this group plus Bregman and bargain pitchers would be good

@LexG_III Dave invited Higgins to the show and obviously killed time all night to bump him. Then at the end "we'll be sure to have him back at his earliest convenience" with a shit-eating grin.

@LexG_III Too bad we can't get Rich Little signature as "400 lb Johnny Carson"

@LexG_III Get this 8x10 signed

@GetridofIanHapp I'm sure he'll be in a great mood and helping out with everything, not scowling and/of out of sight

@surajit_ghosh2 @LexG_III The comfortable way

Out of all the newly released files, this one is easily the wildest The object almost appears humanoid, with visible arms and legs. The real question is what speed is this thing flying at? Could this be the most convincing UFO or alien footage ever made public?

@GetridofIanHapp He'll start mashing his way to a new contract once Cubs are 8 back in late August.

@StevieMacIC @Todd_Spence @True_Canuck1 instagram.com/reel/DOWuNSXEm…

@StevieMacIC @Todd_Spence @True_Canuck1 Amazing Slim Pickens impression on SNL!

Norm MacDonald doing Quentin Tarantino (SNL, 1998) 😂 I completely forgot how good Norm was at impressions

@edgewalker81 @shittyfilmlover Parents burned up the wrong guy!

@shittyfilmlover Man, when that reboot came out, I thought it would have been cool if the kids lied and that’s why he became evil, out of revenge. Sadly, they were too timid.

they're cancelling freddy krueger

@BleacherNation Ian Happ will step up and get them out of this funk!

Team's playing like garbage.

Enhanced Box Score: Brewers 5, Cubs 2 - May 19, 2026 bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/05/1…

@GetridofIanHapp Or they'll extend him and he'll make 20mil during a lockout season.

@GetridofIanHapp That walk will make the convention highlight reel.

@AlphonsoBilla @BaseballBros Wow, Harper with 12 HR already and over .900 OPS. Blowing past Berkman.

@AlphonsoBilla @BaseballBros Haha he's 5 years younger than Berkman when he retired with similar WAR and HR. We'll see if he adds to that the next 5 years.

Do you think Bryce Harper has lived up to the hype?🤔

@jjed89 @BleacherNation On a team of not-great OPS and it's dropping fast...not shocked vs rivals and Brewers/Cards. He sucks in big games and big spots regularly! Hopefully his last year at that rate.

@tpstoner1 @BleacherNation He’s got the 2nd best ops on the team coming into tonight lol. He needs a day off but doesn’t suck

Is This the Start of the Comeback? Dansby Swanson Puts One Out on the Street bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/05/1…

@Brett_A_Taylor Big Game Ian does it again!

Cubs batters are pathologically opposed to using ABS unless they want to be wrong on purpose.

@notgaetti He padded stats during WWII against 4F competition and didn't enlist until 6 months after DDay to play Navy baseball in '45.

Stan Musial is probably closer to being the greatest player of all time than many people are prepared to admit