NotTheDilbertGuy

At the White House today. Fitting tribute for the 46th president!

@J_Phillips88 @TaylorEstes247 The problem is they were marinating a Dollar General steak.

@TaylorEstes247 Is it possible they let arch “over marinate” too long? Could keeping a guy on the bench too long sometimes be just as bad as putting him in too early?

Arch Manning didn’t just change his throwing motion for💩💩& giggles ... The longer this game of *ask if he’s injured and get your head ripped off/get turned into a viral moment* goes on, the more scrutiny Arch will (probably unfairly) get when it’s obvious something isn’t right.

@tedcruz @grok Hey @grok why did @tedcruz let @realDonaldTrump call his wife ugly?

Hey @grok Electricity prices have gone up 10% since January. In what cities and states are they the highest?

@DanCrenshawTX All that just to get dogwalked by Putin

Well that’s a pretty epic flex

@yashar @mercedesschlapp come get your boy!

Exclusive: Seven witnesses tell me that CPAC Chairman Matt Schlapp allegedly engaged in lewd conduct and allegedly sexually assaulted a man at a bar on Saturday night near a property he owns in north-central Virginia. My Story: bit.ly/4b1XMJO

@BBGreatMoments Julio Franco. Mickey Tettleton

Name a batting stance you used to imitate growing up.

@sblaskovich Karaoke nights shredding end of the road.

@tram03ag Wonder if I saw you there. I was 3x a week for a bit!

Here's a little love story. In 2008, I went on a date at TABC in Uptown. We stayed so long on the patio, having so much fun, that when we both left, we were sunburned on opposite sides of our faces. I'm married to him now. And TABC is back! ❤️ dallasnews.com/food/restauran…

@RichardGrenell @Kash_Patel Delete this! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@PeteHegseth Your own mom thinks you’re a piece of shit

Happy Thanksgiving. Tonight, during dinner, we read George Washington’s 1789 Thanksgiving Proclamation: “…it is the duty of all Nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits & humbly to implore His protection & favor…”

@JohnLeFevre I literally at lunch at McDonald’s yesterday for $3. Double Cheeseburger and Large Fries via the app

It costs $60 for a family of 4 to eat at McDonalds. But NBC News wants you to believe that Thanksgiving dinner for 10 people is $58 - the most affordable in 40 years.

@redpillb0t Because those aren’t communicable diseases you dumb fuck

@WallStreetApes Guarantee this dude puts raisins in his potato salad

Can anyone give one single good reason why Democrats are fighting so hard to protect illegal migrants? Why do Democrats want people grilling and selling food off shopping carts in our streets and parks?

@DonaldJTrumpJr Dawg. That’s your dad

Now that woke is dead can we take out perpetual victim mentality next???

@DavidSacks He resigned to stop the ethics investigation because he’s a kid diddler

Matt Gaetz resigned from Congress as soon as he was nominated for AG. This is a “burn the boats” move. No going back; only forward. Total winner’s mentality.

@britsalterego Not me. $2.29 here in central Texas

Whose gas is $2.96?!?

@BBGreatMoments Benji Gill

Name a shortstop only true fans of your favorite team will remember.

@krgv @AP

Starr County backed Democrats for generations. Trump won it decisively krgv.com/news/starr-cou… via @AP

@FoxNews Oh they fucking

LIVE UPDATES: Elon Musk to spend election night with Trump, sources say trib.al/5RvRKi8

@TheoVon Trump is getting dogwalked 😂😂😂😂

GET OUT AND VOTE, PLEASE!!