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@nikitabier Good luck, bro

@elonmusk @grok @grok please name the other occupation grouped with tax collectors in Matthew 21:28–32

Try using @Grok for your taxes!

@skdh When they leaked everyone's passwords over a decade ago was a good enough excuse. Can't believe people continued to use it.

linkedin been asking me for years if I am hiring, I finally said yes, put up a job posting and... they didn't like it 😂 finally a good excuse to not use linkedin 🤷‍♀️

@RoyRogers_HTMS His synth work and composition have captivated me for years. That's such a sweet rack

Hannes Bieger dropping absolute synth fire with 'Black Hole' in this mesmerizing analog studio session—warm Moog-style tones, hypnotic grooves, and pure retro electronic magic! 🎹🌀 Really awesome indeed!

Because when you make love, they sound like Cabbage Patch dolls running out of batteries.

@johnkonrad Interesting theory, although I still believe he has the best intentions, is playing 4D chess, and wouldn't cross God after the miracle he gave him.

Let's unpack this.. What if the White House has no intention of reopening the Strait of Hormuz? What if this war is really about ships & tariffs? I had a long discussion with senior DOE official yesterday on background. I can’t share any details but it’s clear everyone’s Strait of Hormuz calculus is wrong. We need to go back to the drawing boards. That's it. That's the tweet. Now a hypothetical 🧵 with my personal thoughts.

@specialkdelslay @3n7rpy For wieners, indeed. Kielbasa goes over the fence.

@3n7rpy lol, mens pajamas have a hole in the front for their weenor. Not ideal for vegene havers

i might be stupid why do you need to sew the middle of the pants

I was wondering why the timeline was so awesome and realised I was scrolling my bookmarks!

@kenwheeler Welcome x.com/i/status/20316…

reading this timeline makes me want to throw my phone in a sewer grate and go fishing

@loftwah Too concerned about their "image" bro

@trapsticles It costs nothing to give someone a follow and as far as I know it has very little impact on my experience using the platform.

I’m checking ratios of follower/following of the accounts I come across and if I see people who hardly follow anyone they’re getting chopped. It is like they think they’re better than everyone else. In the age of AI? They’re not and can eat a fat chode.

@alevdaily 🤘

@BasilTheGreat Are you lot able to fly personal drones up there?

🚨BREAKING: RUPERT LOWE SAYS ISLAMIC PRAYER IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE 👇 Sadiq Khan lead an army into Trafalgar Square yesterday to show Islamic Dominance of London We must stop the Islamisation of the UK

@birdabo People still login to view YouTube videos? That's crazy

PewDiePie, one of the biggest YouTubers in the world just dropped an important video. he claims the algorithm is destroying your brain. a guy once beloved by the algo that made him a millionaire is now going against it. “the key is intent. if you go around your life not making your own choices, then who the heck are you?” his secret fix? > add friction to dopamine apps > unfollow everyone > kill reels (important) > self host everything. > block at DNS level. this is a wake up call. no more autopilot scrolling. you either choose what goes in your brain or the algorithm chooses for you.

@JohnnyLCKai Never heard it either. I grew up on Yngwie Malmsteen, Priest and Maiden vinyls.

I’m Gen X and I never heard this shit in my life..#1? Hell no

@cjsbishop Yep. EV ftw

It was last week, this week, and next week. They’re great. Buy one if you want one. stuff.co.nz/politics/36095…

@dhh @Malakh7 Looks great

The work is mysterious and important. So don't you deserve an Omarchy theme to fit? @Malakh7 delivers. Lumon Industries would approve. github.com/OldJobobo/omar…

@fjzeit Thanks again, mate. Those articles planted seeds that changed everything for me.

@trapsticles excellent, i’m pleased it worked out for you.

I just shipped a fully lode-coded app, link below. It was a great experience. A big thanks to @fjzeit for introducing me to the way of the lode! Friendly moots, just DM me if you want a free pro account.

I'll never code the old ways again. Being able to almost master context management and orchestration skills has been a philosophical shift. My first and probably last time using NextJS. (it chose the stack, too). My next project will take me back to my PHP roots, and inspired by @levelsio recent posts about his single index.php file, has encouraged me to try the same.

@fjzeit returnpod.com