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I wish I could go back in time and tell my younger self that I’d be ringing in 2021 by watching #ratatouillethemusical
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can’t stop thinking about my student that spelled “artifacts” as “art of facts” on their midterm
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probably a raccoon
probably a raccoon@wesaketchak·
when we become immortal tomorrow do the astronauts around the moon get it too or is the ball outta field on that one
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Tom Farro 💀🤌 Skeletom
Tom Farro 💀🤌 Skeletom@FomTarro·
Depressed guy learning Chinese is like "Oh, 我 is Me."
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academic rusty spoon, MA
academic rusty spoon, MA@snorthnorth·
Non solum chopped sed etiam unc
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omg how did they know…
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REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★
REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★@reesebepuffing·
a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs
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Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸@basedgizmo·
They don’t let you see your phone’s clock in Candy Crush for the same reason they don’t let you see them in Vegas casinos
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so fucked up that t*ktok keeps showing me videos about legend of zelda when I’ve never had less time to play legend of zelda… grad school is a PRISON
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cassie✨🇵🇭@rbcelsius·
"wdym your friend is a car" that's vroomf
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Tom Smyth@Tom_Smyth_·
these heated rivalry boys are getting the type of fame that they make up for montages in movies
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•ᴗ-.com@evadentz·
me waiting for the spotify wrapped shit to move on its own
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why don’t they just make a birth control that has 4 weeks of real pills and no placebo like hasn’t technology advanced enough that we can do that
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terrified bc I took my car to the shop bc it was making a grinding sound and also got my oil changed…
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Meg@megannn_lynne·
My life is like Sex and the City but with no sex and it’s the suburbs
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called security and idk if they got towed or not but the car is gone now… feeling #evil 😈😈
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pulling an all nighter to learn witchcraft so I can curse the motherfucker that parked in my spot
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