St Patrick.

@bakhita_esther Gender equality! Y'all women fighting for gender equality failed Martha karua.

When will we see gender equality in this team ?

My boda delivery guy today came doning a Tutam hat, asked him why, told me walipewa na mia mbili na aoni ubaya, told him this is the last delivery he will ever make kwangu, whole neighborhood has blacklisted him on errands that's 2k aday. Choices must have consequences onwards.

@SheeRuh_ @edgarwabwire_ Wasichana wanakuwanga tu wajinga.😂😂

@edgarwabwire_ Stop forcing issues, the car isn't even the same color

KBN 547W: The car was originally owned by Nicholas Bett, the former world champion in the 400m hurdles, who passed away in a road accident in August 2018. Is it possible that the vehicle now belongs to her or she is a relative of Nicholas Bett?

@WilliamsRuto They create problems. They start acting like they care.

We will do everything possible to cushion Kenyans from the economic shocks arising from the conflict in the Middle East. As I announced on Wednesday during my tour of Kisii County, we have reduced VAT on fuel by half, from 16 per cent to 8 per cent. To underpin this move in a legal framework, I have today assented to the Value Added Tax (Amendment) Bill, 2026, State House Nairobi. We have taken this urgent and necessary step because a surge in the cost of fuel has a ripple effect on consumer goods and services. While the reduction in VAT will be in operation for 90 days, we have inserted a provision which will enable us to extend the application of the law should the conflict in the Gulf continues to affect oil prices. I thank the National Assembly for their swift consideration and passage of the Bill in a record one day.

If you look closely at SIFUNA he embodies a much younger BABA. Intelligent,brave,ambitious, patriotic, likeable,gifted orator,charismatic and visionary

@abuyamasta You are just emotional.

Mimi nayo mtu ana support Gachagua ama ako side ya Gachagua huwa namwona kama mtu mjinga sana kwa hii dunia. Of all the people Gachagua?

@Asamoh_ Yet mko broadbased. Uzuri sote whether wantam or tutam twalia

Burundi is landlocked yet petrol is kshs 172. Kenya is kshs 206.

@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care After death of Bob ,y'all became nothing but jokers.

A message to our valued customers on My OneApp.

In 2002, I bought my Safaricom line. Ksh 2499. I still use it. It came in a metallic tin, with a booklet (a user manual), and a template for the SIM card. It was preset on the Taifa Tariff. Ksh 36 per minute billing during peak, and Ksh 27 per minute billing during off-peak. Per-minute billing means that even if you talk for 32 seconds, you will be charged the per-minute rate. At that time, KENCELL (later CELTEL, then ZAIN and now AIRTEL) was everyone's favourite carrier. Safaricom was struggling to attract subscribers due to KENCELL's awkward commercials that portrayed Safaricom's network as sluggish and chaotic. But, 2 months later, Safaricom reduced the price of its SIM cards to Ksh 99. I almost went mad after spending KSH 2499 just two months earlier. There were massive lines in Safaricom shops in Nairobi and Nakuru. Nakuru, Kenyatta Avenue, next to Merica Hotel, was impassable for 1 week. There was a Safaricom shop there, and later a Samchi Telecom shop. A lot of people had bought phones and kept them at home, especially Motorola T190 and Siemens C35, because they couldn't afford SIM cards or the cost of making calls. A Motorola T190 was selling at KSH 17,999. A Siemens C35 was selling at 11,499. Safaricom immediately began selling locked mobile phones that could be used only with Safaricom SIM cards. Later that year, Kibaki was overwhelmingly elected president, and his regime liberalised the telecommunications industry, and we began advancing in telecommunications technology. We have come from far!

@moneyacademyKE @GeoStrat_Khalid @KinyuahGichuki Only under this regime na Kuna Malaya inashout tutam

@GeoStrat_Khalid @KinyuahGichuki Uganda officially is now a part-owner of the Kenya Pipeline Company (KPC) with a 20.15% stake with new veto powers and board seats

Uganda has declined Kenya’s request to access its fuel reserves due to its own supply priorities and existing commitments, even after Kenya pledged to cover the fuel once its delayed cargo arrives.

@_onlyscott All players who plays for Portugal national team and also plays for PSG during Messi's era at PSG

Guess the player? 👀 Very Hard

@Miss_Patriciah @SafaricomPLC Venye nimeona tu itumbi akisupport ii nikajua apa Kuna kitu

.@SafaricomPLC whoever came up with the new app idea was a big fool and everyone involved is an idiot.

@CaptainDominicO 😁

This Is What President William Ruto Eats to Maintain a Thin Body: 🍳 Breakfast -Boiled or scrambled eggs for protein -Whole grain bread or sweet potatoes -Fresh fruits like bananas, pawpaw, or avocado -Tea or black coffee with little or no sugar Breakfast is kept light but nutritious to provide clean energy for the day. 🍛 Lunch -Grilled chicken, fish, or lean beef -Moderate portions of ugali, rice, or chapati -Plenty of vegetables like sukuma wiki, spinach, or cabbage -Water or natural juice instead of soda Lunch is balanced to maintain strength while controlling weight. 🍲 Dinner -Light meals such as soup or grilled fish -Small portions of chicken or plant-based proteins -Steamed vegetables or salad -Minimal or no carbohydrates Dinner is intentionally light to support digestion and prevent fat accumulation.

@carltonkitheka1 We will wait for you on the other side and will use you as en example.

I'd really love to know how Amerix came to the conclusion that tattoos on a woman means she has STDs 😂😂 What is the correlation ? 😂

@JunetMohamed Junet you are not a luo. Are you? And who made a luo spokesman?

The Deputy President of the Republic of Kenya (who replaced you) is NOT a Luo. In the entire government of Kenya the only people you single out each day are Luos. When you were in power, you singled them out as people who should never be appointed to any senior roles in govt. Now you are out of power and they are still the same group you are desperate to remove from government. This will not happen. The era of Luo Nyanza isolation is over. Unahurumia watu umekuwa ukidharau maisha yako yote?

I’m looking for 100k Kasarani constituency non-registered voters. Tujipeleke kuregister. I am a registered voter but just want to help others. Help me repost/quote/share ifikie wengi. I don’t think this will work. I’m just trying 😂😂😂

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet. We shall never forget the June 25th Moments.😔💔

@OsoroSylvanus How y'all elected this guy appalls me. Kenyas electorates needs massive civic education.

Sisi pia tuko Kadi #NikoKadi

𝗨𝗠𝗕𝗪𝗔 !!

@epicballerdaily @Boluwatiiffee Anelka Nicholas himuselefu

@Boluwatiiffee The Ultimate Football Mercenary.

Guess the player