Travis Riner

@HuffPost He’s boiling all of our bunny rabbits.

“It wasn’t like he was boiling the little girl’s bunny rabbit in a pot on the stove or something,” Huckabee said on "Fox & Friends." huffp.st/7PPKv6Y

@SUBWAY The replies for this post 100% curated. If I know Twitter, and I do, there aren’t this many nice people on the entire platform.

New Ultimate Meatball Marinara? Or New Ultimate Spicy Italian? Tell us which sub made with the New Ultimate Cheesy Garlic Bread you’re craving.

@RealCandaceO @realDonaldTrump Do you want to tell her or should I?

Just wanted to wish my amazing President, @realDonaldTrump, a very Merry Christmas. Totally unfair that you will have to work through the holidays thanks to the obstructionist Dems—but please know that Americans all over are grateful for all that you have accomplished for us!

@tedcruz Where’s the beard?

Wishing you and your family a merry Christmas, a joyous holiday season, and many blessings in the New Year!

@NateSilver538 @PatrickRuffini You win Christmas 2018 @NateSilver538

@PatrickRuffini Trump Questioned a 7-Year Old's Belief in Santa. Here's Why That Was The Right Move.

Are there any Slate takes on Santa or Christmas I can read

@realDonaldTrump #resigntrump

I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

@Acosta Tis the treason!

An acting SecDef, an acting AG, and an acting WH COS all during a government shutdown. #chaoschristmas

Our governent is shut down & federal workers are going WITHOUT PAY, meanwhile Treasury Secretary @stevenmnuchin1 is playing golf on the beach on Cabo San Lucas with full SECRET SERVICE DETAIL. HOW DOES THAT WORK? (I’m pretty sure he is not there to collect payment for the wall)

Hell to tha yea!!! #ResignTrump

Celebrities and lawmakers are flooding Twitter with #trumpresign and #resigntrump tweets. huffp.st/EmTaepo

Hey @realDonaldTrump: Yesterday the #1 topic on Twitter Was #TrumpResign Today the #1 topic is #ResignTrump. Do you see a pattern?!

The Resistance is tweeting #TrumpResign tonight and has gotten it trending. What say ye? Help with a RT of this, if you’d also like to see Twitler depart in disgrace.

@mschlapp Asshat

Not sure but America did Chris

@peltzmadeline Spiritual neutering sounds a bit painful.

Tammy Bruce says cookies have a gender and "obviously they're men"

Ten football players at a Northern Illinois high school suspended from the team for three games after they ran across a field naked with Oreo cookies wedged between their buttocks. apne.ws/k954idX #odd

Florida woman faces an aggravated assault charge after authorities say she passed gas in line at a dollar store and pulled a knife on a man who complained about it. apne.ws/VSjGk2G #odd

@kasie My top 10: 1. DCA 2. AUS 3. ATL 4. DTW 5. DEN 6. LGA 7. ORD 8. CLT 9. MSP 10. SAN

I’m sorry but this list is simply not grounded in reality. Do these people who ranked these airports actually fly ever?!

Remember that viral town hall where a guy scorned his Congressman for trying to take away his wife's health insurance? That Congressman was Tom MacArthur, architect of the Obamacare repeal. He just lost reelection.

@spekulation In the spirit of DC and NYC I would like to say...”mind your business”

Dear New York and DC, Amazon isn't bringing you 50,000 high paying jobs. They're bringing 50,000 people with high paying jobs to where you currently live. This won't help your community, it will replace your community. Sincerely, Seattle