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@Barbara_Eden Maybe they brought back Jennie’s birthdate from space.

I'm watching! Are you!? -B #ArtemisII #NASA

@RetroNewsNow What happened to Fallon after this aired?

📺On March 26, 1987, during the series finale of ‘The Colbys,’ Fallon was abducted by a UFO

@MurphyAJC @ajc Unfortunately they will use private chartered jets instead of commercial flights that will paid by taxpayers. 😡😵‍💫

NEWS that Congressional staff are not going to like- Delta is suspending its special congressional desk service for members of Congress until the shutdown is over. @ajc ajc.com/politics/2026/…

@cwchris_ Armpit hair in your food is an extra cost.

Which hooters is this

@bostonradio Wasn’t there a Lace 2 to find her father?

Two-part TV miniseries ‘Lace’ starring Phoebe Cates debuted on ABC 42 years ago today, February 26, 1984. • the highest-rated TV movie of the 1983–84 season. • “Incidentally, which one of you bitches is my mother?" was named the best line in television history by TV Guide in its 1993 issue celebrating 40 years of television.

@remarks So back to physical keys only and no remotes? Fun!

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to officially rescind rule that required adding auto start-stop feature in cars.

@shea_jordan She should appear in a straight jacket next time she’s in Congress.

Finally catching up on Attorney General Pam Bondi’s testimony today, and Jasmine Crockett pulled off something truly masterful. Bondi refused to answer direct questions, so Congresswoman Crockett just… stopped addressing her. Instead, she cross examined AROUND her…

@unemployedfc Is she wearing a fake plastic sheet over her torso?

tf is this bitch wearing

@JohnBarrowman Melanoma

Oh Malaria…you’re trash.

@vicentico51 Hairy Time

@Suzierizzo1 Do you think will retaliate against the TV and Film industry if the Melania doc doesn’t receive an Oscar for best documentary?

So since Melania’s Documentary is a Dud and nobody is buying tickets to see it at the Kennedy Center or anywhere else so they’re Four walling it which is where the distributor buys up all the seats so it looks like they were sold out when they weren’t at all! Desperate! 🤣

@HustleBitch_ Ask for a refund and cancel your membership if you don’t like Amazon’s services.

🚨 AMERICANS ARE REALIZING AMAZON PRIME "TWO-DAY" SHIPPING IS OVER Videos are stacking up of customers calling out Amazon for the same thing: Prime promises speed, but deliveries now arrive days or weeks late, same-day windows get missed, and “arriving today” quietly turns into tomorrow… or next week. This woman put it bluntly: “Why are we paying $130 a year for 2-day shipping and getting it 5 to 7 days later?” People say this wasn’t just a holiday issue, it was happening months before Christmas, and it’s still happening now. Two-day shipping feels like a label that stuck around long after the service disappeared. Is Prime still worth paying for in 2026?

@Mrdecent000 I’m surprised her wig didn’t fly off.

I’m glad she got caught 😳

@mr__3111 Dildo

Describe me with one word (chck cmmnts)

@Zaynhawkk @leaf_hoe Burning Bush!

Eyes to the heavens @leaf_hoe

@Mishi_2210 9.9? 500/(1/2*50)?

If answer is not 300 then what is the answer..? 1 percent will succeed

@CharlieAltPerth @AussiStudent It’s more than a mouthful! 🎁😋

@AussiStudent Imagine that all over your face. Ooooof 🥵

@megynkelly “Blackface is ok”

No, actually, we are Americans and we don’t believe in that shit

@Phototogboy @joncoopertweets @MELANIATRUMP Is it a musical comedy?

@joncoopertweets I'm going to see the new play: @MELANIATRUMP: "A young girl's journey from Slovenia to Mar-a-Lago" there next month...

Ha! 🤣🤣 I’m STILL not going to watch any performance at the Kennedy Center as long as the asshole’s name is on the building.

@lioncourtera Because he’s getting a prostate message at the same time.