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@leoblix too well lit to be a dive

So this is me. And while I’m not upset that this dude is making fun of me online, I do have to say I am pretty confused about the punchline I am wearing a fairly… normal outfit? Was at a dive bar watching the u of a game wearing a u of a sweater. Oh well

@Dub53409457 @_IAMSIONEX @raheeliox are you making regular progress?

@_IAMSIONEX @raheeliox 3 times a week… bro I bulk and lift 6 times a week and im not even close to that

how does one achieve this body type in idk like a month

@Neloangelo314 and you allowed that to happen. i'm assuming you're male. you should feel really really bad about that.

My younger sister is in the navy and I can now 100% confirm that she is being deployed to Iran and will not be back for at least 10 months she states.

@tokyodrul you fucken lost, checkie

@AliHere99999 @kirawontmiss atleast i'm not an insufferable twink to the point where my sexuality is my pfp, argue with ur friends

This is what life is about.

@user10081994 @MrHarry198 @propandco @Don_Angelo_ man twt is da best for Iran War hopium

@MrHarry198 @propandco @Don_Angelo_ Of course. Dig into unaccounted and lost Ukrainian nuclear missiles in the 90s and the deals they made with Iran during that period. 🙈

⚡️I asked the governor of the Hormuz Gan province of Iran if they were prepared to be nuked by Israel His response, “we might have a surprise for them.”

@HughMusicBen @PollTracker2024 lowkey she looks like one of em.

@PollTracker2024 What the fuck is going on with the Non binary?

Emerson poll | 3/21-3/23 LV US Senate Maine Democratic primary 2026 (crosstabs | net) 🟩Green: Platner 🟪Purple: Mills — 🟩Democratic: Platner +24.3 🟩Republican: Platner +21.4 🟩Independent/other: Platner +33.0 🟩Male: Platner +40.8 🟩Female: Platner +18.0 🟪Non-binary or other: Mills +96.7 🟩18-39 years old: Platner +36.7 🟩70 olds or older: Platner +14.2 🟩High school or less: Platner +4.2 🟩Postgrad or higher: Platner +25.9 🟩White: Platner +26.7 🟩Non-white: Platner +26.9

@AG15242378 @I_amMukhtar whats your phone number?

@I_amMukhtar Stop getting in people's face and abusing them like a coward

One of the weirdest parts of that Rabbi Shmuley video is him asking the guy for his phone number.

@ProtonInspector the (theoretical) water would be burning at the surface of the son, WERE it there. i am very intelligent.

They came up with an energy producing method that doesn’t boil water and none of you fucking cared anyway

@kenzietuff cunts of a shitfeather, eh Lahey?

My poor brother thinking he was just sending me a funny video.

@HumanBe87 @mockdisasterttv @LostMemeArchive lets 'believe women' but rake the men over the fucking coals, very cool

@mockdisasterttv @LostMemeArchive So he says lmao I'm slightly more sceptical about his explanation.

Hugh Mungus (2016)

@RealBigBaby she definitely doesn't owe me these stale ass opinions, or the greater burden of knowing she exists

Chappel roan is right tho. An 11 year old doesn’t deserve to be her friend. She doesn’t owe anyone shit.

@drumm_colin yeah i cut out all that bullshit and got meself a damn gimp

What makes sex sexy is that it's an open ended negotiation of a power relationship that hasn't yet been fully decided about where exactly things will settle. That's also why it's difficult to maintain excitement in long term relationships where the settling has already occurred.

@AppalachianAnon @COBobbertHill @Civixplorer is that an Indigenous tribe i've not heard of?

The United Ecoregions of America.

@CommonSentiment if i'm the fag why don't i have a morrissey pfp

Actually you’re just some random fаggot on the internet and Trump is the most consequential president of my lifetime and a world historical figure so yeah I’m just gonna stick with him over you because like I said you’re just some fаggot keep posting though great job.

@Vitamin227_ CRACKER

@LostMemeArchive dont think it dont say it

We Live In A Video Game World (2016)

you dumbfucks realize you can change the Constitution don't you? you are imbued with it, empowered by it, quit your bitching and call a damn convention.

@DaftLimmy good. (tbh)

Death Stranding 2 has been BINNED OFF STREAM. Tune in tonight at the earlier time of 9pm for something different.

@_Commodore_ another day on fascist playground twitter 😅

march 26, 2012

@SimardPete back to reddit with ye

@abcdentminded Regardless of when it was painted, someone made a deliberate artistic choice to depict cherubs blowing butt bubbles and that transcends any era.

On a strictly formal level alone this painting should be screaming to you that it was created after the invention of digital photography

@b0xing94 @Caninotok_ @RyanGeddie amendments.

@Caninotok_ @RyanGeddie Elected for what? He’s ineligible to run for president.

A horrible thought just crossed my mind