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Marc my words. He will score 50 golas, 30 of them being the most beautiful well put together little tickle wickles you ever did see. Goodbye Jeff. Try the falafel wrap at sajj shawarma in Whitecourt,AB.

Why dont they make lime diet cokes anymore?

@Tyler_FF_ @MyFantasyLeague @kfantasy_sports @EPotts3

[[THREAD]] Ja’Lynn Polk, WR out of Washington. Like the other Washington receivers, it took an overhaul of the program in 2022 to get the team going. Now, he lands in New England where he goes from a very crowded WR room to a WR room that is wide open with opportunity.

Walked with my hands behind my back. Chinese guys kinda cooked with this one.

Jonesy’ is fuckin vibing, big balls swingin’ down to the floor

Feeeeed the beast

Alright ive got plans. Dont text me. Dont @ me. Dont bug me til my plans have transpired completely.

@thomas_m_ryan @jakebeleafs Man the buds would terrorize the league with him behind the bench

Bin Laden is obviously terrible but a strong organizer. Clearly can construct and commit to a plan. Might be a fit behind the leafs bench

Just had a flight attendant tell me I could not put in a zyn on the plane ? The west has fallen

@MapleLeafs @SportChek Bmmmaaayyy

The winners 👏 @SportChek

@KwnStorm Id rather have reaves than calle tbh

IF Matthews is back, you run: Bertuzzi - Domi - Marner Knies - Matthews - Nylander Robertson - Tavares - Jarnkrok Dewar - Kampf - Holmberg Sorry Reaves. Thanks for the hits and what not but we need to steamroll this team.

Bruno Mars music has stood the test of time since 2010. GOAT.

Buffalo is making a coaching change. Don Granato is out

Already off-season talk going on, so here’s my ideal summer: - Add known commodities - stop with the reclamation projects - add players that we know aren’t bad - add known good players - stop adding bad players and hope they turn it around - no more question marks - new coach

Born #OTD in 2000 Buffalo Sabres defenseman and first overall pick of the 2018 NHL draft, Rasmus Dahlin! Fun fact - on October 13 versus Arizona, Dahlin became the first NHL defenseman and only second NHL player born in the 2000s to score an NHL goal.

@GrantWa94871547 @AHobsonMedia Relax

@AHobsonMedia While all leafs fans blow their load because Matthews gets 2 more goals and no assists, the Devils who sit 22nd in league win. Hope Matthews sets a goal record in the Leafs first round loss to whomever they play.

Max Domi setting up Auston Matthews for goals 67 and 68 and then dropping the gloves to stick up for him. One wall to run through isn’t gonna be enough

Big time players make big time plays (i got a tummy ache this morning cuz i ate my pb on toast too fast)

@NimblewNumbers @ConorKhoi

Stefon Diggs joining the Texans:

FYB!