Mezz
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Mezz
@for_yield
Finance, real estate, random musings, and various delights. Debt guy by trade. It's subjective and not advice.
Valhalla Katılım Temmuz 2011
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@the_P_God @fintwit_lurker "Lower body countries allow stuff like that. Upper body countries would not"
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@the_P_God @fintwit_lurker Moving out of the city to be near the less cool heroin addicts to own the libs
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@fintwit_lurker Richest people I know from boarding school and general life just eat the taxes because they’re rounding errors and they’d rather live where they want to live. Very upper middle class coded to worry about tax implications.
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@CapRateKen The late 20s girlfriend always copes and seethes that the online friends end up actually being totally normal, cool ass people
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Big shout out to Delta for leaving early and arriving early- big time dad behavior ❤️
Respect to my fellow travelers for making everything peaceful 🤝
Lastly, we have to recognize the ground crews at JAX and LGA, couldn’t have done it without them🫡
If I’m kidnapped and murdered, I couldn’t have asked for a better last flight 🙏

Cap Rate Ken@CapRateKen
I am in my late 20s and my gf is still freaking out that I’m going to get kidnapped and murdered by my “nyc twitter friends” this weekend 😭😭
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@judgebushwood Lmao this is ~95% of the cuspy deals in the market
"It's stabilized occupancy! Concessions need to burn off and a little more absorption is gonna do that and then the new insurance policy is gonna get them to 6.75 debt yield and it's someone else's issue!"
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@for_yield What if I can make the deal work assuming low 90s occ and perpetual concessions..it’s called your loan is due and you take a haircut while I undercut rents in the market
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@fintwit_lurker really nice way for me to see which accounts to block though
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This Leopold / Situational Awareness story is crazy.
> Go from $1.5B to $20B in under two years.
> Over 1,000% since launch, 270% ytd to May alone.
> Jane Street which almost never allocates to external managers becomes an investor.
> $24B near the highs, levered as much as 4x. Up 439% for H1'26.
> July 2026: AI names go down as much as 50%.
> Compounded with up to 4x margin...
> Leopold sends letter to LPs for additional capital reported by FT yesterday, says that this is a buying opp.
> Today: CNBC reports Situational Awareness has exited all public equity positions.
> One buyer takes everything, both L/S books, in one enormous block.
> Jane Street?? Who buys a whole levered spread book in one go? Isn't that is literally Jane Street's business?
> As an LP, Jane Street had the inside view of exactly his book. Which would make this even more ironic...
> If it was JS, the arc completes: Leopold's rarest backer would be the buyer of his whole book lol.
> What's left of Leopold? Whatever's left in the private book after selling Anthropic stake and the capital raise, if any.
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@TheSalonDon Entire life is devoid of meaning and vapid. I would crash the fuck out too
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On paper she has the easiest possible life on earth
But imagine if the amount of money you make steadily decreases every month
And knowing soon that nobody will care about you anymore
And if you don’t find a famous husband before then you live the rest of your life feeling like a failure
And to a standard below the one you are currently living
Pretty stressful I’d guess
New York Post@nypost
Alix Earle details mental health issues and recent panic attack: ‘I just broke down in tears’ trib.al/eelv5o9
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@for_yield Personal favorite is, “I’ll give that the consideration it deserves.”
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"That's first order thinking" gotta be in the top 3
Jack Raines@Jack_Raines
“That’s directionally correct” - is a top 3 condescending reply
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@rennyzucker Agent helping build his brand as a chill *American* *Southern* superstar
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@EllliotttB Deferred Taxes, Insurance and Maintenance
And it's securitized
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Guy who willingly eats and pays for hospital cafeteria food (Panera) and then complains about it
Unicus@UnicusResearch
PE firms are where companies goes to DIE, as in graveyard. This is the last time at Panera. $8.99 for Mac and cheese and they’ve cut the quantity by more than half. How much oxygen do we think is left in Panera?
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