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@The_King_Trout Nah dude. You gotta show us your feet too...

Every claim about my height that I’ve made in the past is a lie. Here is a photo proving that I am only 5 feet tall standing next to standard American door frame of 5’10” in front of a refrigerator which is the standard height of 4’10” It’s time I came clean.

@zacharyebell Why the hell does he have a bird?

Literally me showing my wife something cool she couldn’t care less about

@andywalkerhq You still got ripped off. Did your mother raise any men or just whatever you are?

Just got the battery replaced and tire patched for $450

Battery died in my car. Called a mobile repair business. This is what they quoted me for replacement. What do you guys think?

@AngryCops They probably don't even play dodge ball in schools anymore. This country is getting soft.

Imagine hearing some kid yell “I choose you” and then feeling the sting of a master ball right to the face.

@JDtheBotGuy @Fat_Electrician It's gotta be some weird humiliation kink

@Fat_Electrician Maybe these idiots have a sadistic need to be pwned by you

“Without American production, the United Nations could never have won the war.” - Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov “The most important things in this war are machines. The United States is a country of machines. Without the use of those machines, through Lend-Lease, we would lose this war.” - Stalin “Without American production, we could not have won the war.” - Stalin “If the United States had not helped us, we would not have won the war. One-on-one against Hitler, we could not have stood up to his onslaught.” - Nikita Khrushchev STFU

@DonutOperator How do they have any legal authority to do that? Is it city owned property?

Madness

@26ers_bp115 You guys are just having fun.

アメリカ人はこれを文化の盗用だと思うのだろうか？ 彼らは古き良き時代のアメリカに生まれた音楽とダンスを愛してるだけだよ。 x.com/ClownWorld/sta…

@Cpt_TAKAHASHI You should come shoot a tactical biathlon

アメリカのアニキ達、 自分はJDFで５年勤務して、今は日本のエアソフターなんだ。 日本では本物が持てないからBBガンで我慢するしかないから。 だから俺に本場のアニキ達の自慢の銃を見せて欲しい。 .50calを撃ちたいとも言ったが 俺が好きなのは45の1911とSAAなんだ。

@SyAcYoU_JAPAN Hi from Texas.

待って、フォロワー7000人突破してるんだけどw 5,000人くらいアメリカ人なんだけどｗ

@DonutOperator Get reserved here sushi-jiro.jp/en/shop

Hello new Japanese followers! I am going to Japan for the first time with my wife soon. Where should I go? What should I do?

@JUN_SAITOH_WHR Our culture is not your costume! Ha I'm just joking come on to Texas any time my friend.

押忍！自認アメリカ男性です！ そろそろBBQの季節やな。

@braxton_mccoy @DonutOperator There are Vietnamese Cajun restaurants in Houston.

@DonutOperator A Japanese-Cajun crossover youtube channel has serious potential.

Japanese twitter is badass

@The_King_Trout What kind of God would give one of his creations all of the tools required to fly and none of the ability to use them?

Smashing every Junebug I see in March because they clearly don’t know what the fuck they’re doing.

@The_King_Trout @DonutOperator There is video of him shooting guns on bookface. I wanna know how he drives though. Apparently there were also two people in the back seat when it happened.

@DonutOperator How did he… I mean- how did….?

Well ok then

@timburchett I don't agree with it but there is no logistical concern. There will be a burger King setup on day two. I don't think we need to send those boys in but they will not be running out of ammo.

We lost 7000 Marines and 20,000 were wounded.

@DocStrangelove2 My 1954 tula sks was 60 bucks at a gun show in the 90s. I had saved up money doing yard work and my dad wouldn't let me get it. We got to the exit of the gunshot and he said "do you want that rifle?" I told him I did. We turned around and found the table with a stack of them.

I saw a beat to shit one dated 1945 at a gunshow last year, and the boomer at the table unironically wanted $1.2k for it. He even said the "you can't get these anymore!" line too.

@HoffmanTactical I had one with a cut m16 hammer that had a trigger job done on it by a gunsmith in the 80s. I believe the guy went a bit to deep with the parts he polished and got through the case hardening because it started to fire when the trigger was released sometimes.

Question for AR users with "mil-spec" hammers: Which hammer do you have? POLL BELOW. Left is an as-cast hammer, right is an M-16 hammer with the auto sear catch milled off. Do you have an as-cast or a cut-M-16 hammer? You can tell by the smooth cut surface on the cut hammers.

@tonytonetworeal @GrannyKnows0330 @MindOfHeadking The thing that got me is she said her daughter not their daughter. Probably not even his kid and he's probably supporting both of them.

@GrannyKnows0330 @MindOfHeadking If i remember correctly. She said he did pay all the bills and still was responsible for making his own meals. She would get up early to make her and kids breakfast but, he had to make his own things even if he's in a rush. He gets home late and she cooked, he couldn't have any.

Her husband kicked her out for doing this.

@TheAKGuy He should have done this sooner. It's like he changed his jersey with 30 seconds left in the game so he could celebrate with the winners.

Thank you President Trump! 🇺🇸

@YoungGun8140 Dude reminds me of Sam kenison.

This should be the orientation video at every blue collar plant.