TRISTAN

“Yeah I’m getting really sick of working with this Kvaratskhelia lad, I’d much rather coach Alejandro Garnacho instead”

The only players with: — 3,000+ PTS — 1,000+ REB — 500+ AST in the playoffs in their first ten seasons.

🚨🚨🎙️| Bruno Fernandes: "I stayed [at United] because I thought I still had something to contribute to the club. Obviously, the Saudi offer, with all that money… it was huge. My wife has her feet on the ground, just like me. We don't want to be the richest people in the world. We just want to be the ones who have achieved their dreams, who lead a beautiful life with their children and who try to achieve as much success as possible. My wife said to me: 'Have you achieved your dreams? Have you accomplished everything you wanted?' That little remark made me realize that she was on the same wavelength as me. I didn't want to leave the club when we were in difficulty." [@BBCSport]

They signed Nico Gonzalez for £65m in 2025 January window just because Rodri got injured, he wasn’t good enough, and they binned him. They signed Reijnders last summer for £70m, used him for a few games, he wasn’t good enough, they binned him instantly. Now they’re about to sign Elliot Anderson for £100m. That’s close to £250m spent on a single position in the space of a year, no other club has that kind of financial luxury. This is what Arsenal are up against, financial cheats with endless pool of blood money. All their trophies are asterisked in my eyes.

one of the funniest clips i’ve ever seen😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This is why Gabriel wasn't sent off.

Gabriel just pulled Haaland's hair. No red card. Not even checked. But Martinez is suspended for the same reason because he plays for Manchester United. 😂😂😂

Bruno Fernandes describes Ayden Heaven on @rioferdy5 Meets

Dalot. Left wing. Wow. People thought it made sense? WOW. Sorry, no need to go back there. Just nice to see how far Manchester United have come in such a short period of time. Since Carrick has arrived, he has shown that he can compete at the top of the division.

Long gone are the days of ‘he who shall not be named’. Despite a few wild suggestions to switch to a back 3 on the timeline today, ‘he who shall not be named’ is a forgotten memory. Incredible to have Manchester United back in the Champions League. More games, more analysis 🙏

Kobbie Mainoo vs Chelsea

Cole Palmer in PL big 6 matches since joining Chelsea in 2023. United 6x - 2 NPG. Arsenal 4x - 0 NPG Liverpool 3x - 0 NPG Man City 6x - 0 NPG Tottenham 4x - 0 NPG. 2 Non Penalty Goal in 23 (TWENTY THREE) matches since 23/24. THE MOST PROTECTED FOOTBALLER IN THE LEAGUE.

LOOK WHAT IT MEANS😭❤️❤️

Dalot anytime garnacho tries to dribble

In today's fixture where Brentford faced Fulham, Calvin Bassey's hair was clearly tugged at yet no red card was shown. What makes it even stranger is that it was officiated by the same referee that sent Martinez off vs Leeds. Scandalous.

Worst I’ve seen United under Carrick this. A team that looks like they’ve never played football before.

A decade later, the team in 3rd may be relegated to the championship; the team in 1st may be relegated from the Championship; and Arsenal will still be second.

@EBL2017 “Beyond calm” 🤣🤣🤣

🚨 Arsenal 1-2 Bournemouth 🚨 Immediate Reaction. Available on EBL2017.com/p/arsenal-1-2-… or X Subscriptions. 🤯

Raya passing the ball more than Declan Rice or Zubimendi is the strange thing about football today, the players with the least attacking ability touching and passing the most 😂

Folk😭😭😭😭😭 this graphic is nuts