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Blockx , 6’4 Belgian, gonna win it all in Madrid. Ruud too tired and didn’t want it enough

@Jelitics 🤣🤣🤣

Got $350,000 on Casper Ruud to beat Alexander Blockx

@skullcap____ @comic @phongle @tristanblcktrnr Tell me you’re new here without telling me you’re new here

@trogcoiner @comic @phongle @tristanblcktrnr How many paid actors and bots are there for Saylors ponzi, time for the Saylor files to be released

Notice anything?

@comic @phongle @tristanblcktrnr Skill issue

@phongle @tristanblcktrnr Yes.

BREAKING: Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' portfolio is now up $2,600,000,000

Bitcoin price recently crossed Strategy’s average acquisition cost of $75,527. There’s little noise or doomsday commentary like there was on the way down. That's because the metric ultimately doesn't matter. What matters is whether each acquisition was accretive to bitcoin per share. Almost all were.

Strategy has acquired 34,164 BTC for ~$2.54 billion at ~$74,395 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.5% YTD 2026. As of 4/19/2026, we hodl 815,061 $BTC acquired for ~$61.56 billion at ~$75,527 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

Saylor is back in profit after being down $11B

🇮🇷 Iran is charging $2M per ship to cross the Strait of Hormuz and they want it in Bitcoin. 😳 At $72,000 per $BTC, each ship = 27.7 BTC. Pre-crisis, 130 ships crossed daily. • Daily: 3,611 BTC • Monthly: 108,333 BTC • Yearly: 1.3 million BTC The entire Bitcoin network only mines 450 BTC per day. Iran would accumulate 8x the monthly mining supply. Every month. A sanctioned nation building a Bitcoin treasury through a toll booth. This is the most important geopolitical Bitcoin story nobody is talking about. 🔥

JUST IN: Iran to reportedly require ships passing through Strait of Hormuz to pay tolls in Bitcoin

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money: Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats. Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200). Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one). Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5. Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right? Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

Kalshi March Madness Challenge road to $1 Billion Bracket

Let me get this straight. Bitcoin started at zero. Absolute nothing. Worth less than your toenail. No venture capital. No CEO. Never had an employee. And it's now the 13th most valuable asset in the world? And you think it's gonna stop here?

BREAKING: SQUARE TO AUTO-ENABLE BITCOIN PAYMENTS FOR MILLIONS OF SELLERS Square will auto-enable Bitcoin payments for all eligible sellers starting March 30, 2026, according to an updated Terms of Service notice sent to users. The change means millions of businesses using Square could soon begin accepting Bitcoin by default, rather than opting in manually. The rollout is part of Block’s broader push to integrate Bitcoin payments across its ecosystem, leveraging the Lightning Network for fast, low-cost transactions. Sellers will still have the option to disable the feature or automatically convert Bitcoin to USD at the point of sale. With Square powering millions of merchants globally, this marks a major step toward making Bitcoin a standard payment method in everyday commerce.

Strategy has acquired 22,337 BTC for ~$1.57 billion at ~$70,194 per bitcoin. As of 3/15/2026, we hodl 761,068 $BTC acquired for ~$57.61 billion at ~$75,696 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

Every time I watch this video, I buy more Bitcoin.

At this rate, $MSTR will surpass $IBIT next week.

Strategy’s Monday announcement is going to break everyone’s brains. 35k Bitcoin. ARE YOU READY?

What now? 🆙