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HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!
Tom Morello@tmorello
Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses?
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Norm Macdonald casually explaining to Conan how Hitler's career was hurt by bad press and why cult leaders always ruin their grift by sleeping around.
Conan O'Brien: I've never believed that all press is good press thing.
Norm Macdonald: Because of Hitler. I feel it hurt, I feel it hurt his career.
Norm Macdonald: And so yeah, it is a little ironic, I don't like using the word ironic because it turns out I always use it wrong, sure, yeah.
Norm Macdonald: But these cult leaders, they have a good gig going and they all fall for the same trap, which is they start fucking everybody.
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Guy thought dad was finally gonna hug him. 😢
Anders@AndersPicks
There has NEVER been a walk off grand slam down 3 with 2 outs in an 0-2 count in the history of baseball A kids dream
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There is no greater compliment a man can give a woman than letting her drive him.
mads campbell@martyrdison
things a good man won’t let you do when you’re dating them: - pay for transportation - pay for food - pay for rent/mortgage - go to the doctors alone - carry heavy bags - open any door - drive while you’re in the car - pump your own gas - take out the trash - sit in economy - date for longer than 3 months without a ring - assemble furniture - order at a restaurant - kill any insect in the house
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This post really taught me how amazing wearing clothes is.
PNWGUERRILLA@pnwguerrilla
How is this body type even possible? Wtf do you have to do to look like this? I am confused and disgusted.
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Hopefully it makes its way to D.C. and stops.
maybe: k*rk@a_dose_of_wx
wow i can’t believe it finally happened
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The devil and the angel on my shoulders
Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited
These cats were put in separate cages because they kept fighting
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I really want to like your tweet but I have no idea what you mean.
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They’ve got roughly 60 days before it starts freezing at night.
SteveAustinWI@SteveAustinWI
Update from local Madison TV. Protesters say they won’t leave until charges brought against the officer involved in the shooting
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Flights all canceled
Hotels near Newark all instantly fill up
End up in what my friend points out is the worst part of Staten Island
Clearly murders have been committed there
No cups to drink from
Cemetery literally across the street
(Signed Trotsky book in my luggage is safe)
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I can eat a ridiculous amount of sushi in one sitting.
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Granted I had a misspent youth but I’ve never fucked a fish. That I know of.
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