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Johnny Cakes
@truejonsanz
🚒 I do, in fact, comb my mustache.
Chicago, IL Katılım Haziran 2012
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My grandfather told me this minutes before he passed away. Lung cancer. Got it in Vietnam from the Agent Orange. He actually used his final breath to say this to me, specifically. Nobody in my family understood what he meant, but at just 6 years old, I knew…
Velleity@Thesmophilist
Feeling your puppygirl cum and clench around you as you do the same and breed her >>>>>>
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True story: I used to be so addicted to scratch offs that I lived in an apartment building that was attached to a 7/11 and the employees had my cell phone number and they’d text me stuff like “dude just came in and lost 7 gold rush in a row you should get here now”
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Imagine if Biden had just lost a war after he promised no wars and then was living it up at a UFC event while negotiations failed. I’m sick of the double standards.
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Every gulf has a name, like the Gulf of Mexico and, of course, the PERSIAN Gulf.
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imagine if this was the shit that hit the towers
reina@hauureina
HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD LOOK AT HERRR
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Why were the President and Secretary of State at a UFC fight tonight—while two real estate bros and the VP were trying to negotiate ending a war?
And we’re wondering why it failed…?
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@cmkosemen @DmitriyLeybel So your claim to fame is you speculate about what dinosaurs might have actually looked like based off whatever you pull out of your ass? This proves shit
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Read my fucking lips - Z - E - R - O!
Jeff (Expansão Astronauta)@Expansao_Astro
Quais são as chances de nos tornarmos uma verdadeira civilização espacial?
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to anyone who’s uncultured
here’s how “Mr. Brightside” sounds, which is clearly not yodeling. It’s a form of celebration preformed at weddings and moments of joy all around michigan and iowa learnt from many generations. calling it “weird” or brushing it off is disrespectful.
🇵🇸✪ noura ོ☁︎@nourslogical
to anyone who’s uncultured here’s how a zaghrouta sounds, which is clearly not yodeling. It’s a form of celebration preformed at weddings and moments of joy all around west asia and north africa learnt from many generations. calling it “weird” or brushing it off is disrespectful.
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See that's funny bc all I see are class dynamics
Mambo Italiano@mamboitaliano__
The video of Paris Hilton’s bodyguard at Coachella constantly following her around is the best metaphor I’ve ever seen for my anxiety that never leaves me alone not even when I’m out there hopping around on the grass dressed like some kind of fairy nymph
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This boy jumped for joy welcoming the pope in Lebanon in November and today they pulled his body from the rubble after Israel’s bombing.
Last year, only 5 members of Congress voted with me when I tried to defund Israel, who bombs and kills the innocent.
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