i have five cats

@samtrayter go ahead brother

Bump

@FranziaMom It’s a real band and I’m in it

Really need to get my damn dumb ass band back on the road

@castinemachine ❤️

having a pet die while you’re in the middle of moving is something that should never happen. what do you mean i picked out the house with the huge backyard for you and you’re never going to see it. what do you mean.

losing by 40 in game 7 2005, dame from mid court, 0-27, whatever the fuck this shit was

the rockets have a playoff humiliation kink

I’ve shotgunned more beverages in 2026 than in probably the previous 11 years combined since college. This is 33.

ime might be the worst coach in the league

isaiah sheppard is the only real basketball player on the rockets. the rest are just guys who are good at basketball

@hell_doe Are you sure. Ignore the human adult thing

baby of the year award

it’s surf rock summer and everybody knows it open.spotify.com/playlist/6xIhH…

@adamjohnsonCHI Something about including “…in World War II in the Battle of Berlin” just makes that quote feel extra fake

Remembering that time, at the peak of the Gaza famine, when the Atlantic published a piece “primarily” blaming “Hamas” for mass starvation, citing unnamed “Gazans” (who may or may not be real) and analogizing Hamas to the Nazis.

@__GDB There’s just no way they weren’t giving it to Flagg. It would’ve had to have been egregious. I think it should’ve been split, but there’s just no way that was happening

Kinda reminds me of the Bron-Melo ROY race & I get it. March hoops for young players can be fake as shit, esp for teams who have nothing to play for, but Flagg hit another gear while Kon hit the wall hard. Prob didn’t help that the ballots were still out during the play-in.

@zmullis Tyreke Evans, Ben Simmons, Cooper Flagg. Steph Curry, Donovan Mitchell, Kon Knueppel.

Flagg scored a bunch of points in a few meaningless games at the end of the season and the media ate it up like a bunch of babies

Booooooooooooooooo

@FranziaMom We don’t talk enough about how good this is

We don’t need to talk about “how good Pink Floyd is.” It’s simply unnecessary.

What is this astroturfed Pink Floyd posting everywhere. Is my uncle responsible.

if ohtani won the cy young, how bad would his hitting have to be to not win MVP

What artist if your date said was their favorite would you end it right then and there? For me it’s either Hitler or George Bush. Or Big Sean

hard

the asston suckets

@dennisbhooper @donnieross I recently saw Barry Lyndon for the first time and was giggling the whole way through. Less big brain, but almost every Scorsese is a comedy

@donnieross 100%. The galaxy brain version of this is “Stanley Kubrick movies are actually comedies,” and they are

A big thing with Mad Men is that it is genuinely, genuinely funny, something that is in very short supply in tv and streaming dramas these days. Apart from the fact that being funny is hard, I’ve driven myself crazy trying to figure out why this is, why so many streaming shows…