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I just got to Barcelona. The customs agent asks me, “Do you have more than $20k Euros on your person today?” I tell him, I do. He says “What bag do you have the Euros in and how much do you have?” I hold up my phone. He’s visibly confused. “Sir?” He mutters.

@whosknave @Unchained_pod @berabaddies how could you do this to us???

SCOOP 🚨: Berachain gave its co-lead investor a refund right that is valid for up to a year after BERA's TGE, according to documents obtained by @Unchained_pod. Unchained has published those documents, along with the full story (by me), at the link below. The refund right was granted to Nova Digital — a fund within Brevan Howard Digital — which invested $25M in Berachain's Series B. Now Nova Digital has until February 6, 2026 to require that Berachain return part or all of the money. Nova Digital is also currently being spun out from Brevan Howard, per a source familiar. Four lawyers we spoke to said it was unusual for an investor to be granted a post-TGE refund right. Unlike a typical VC investment, the Brevan fund that backed Berachain wasn't taking on any risk — either BERA would pump, or Nova could ask for its money back. Two other Series B investors who declined to be named said they were not informed that Nova Digital had received a refund right. Now, as the refund right expiration date draws near, BERA is trading at well below the $1.5B FDV at which Nova Digital invested. Perhaps no investor has more at stake in BERA's fate than Framework Ventures, which co-led the Series B with Nova Digital. Unchained has learned that by the end of the second quarter of 2025, Framework had purchased roughly $72.4 million of BERA tokens at an average price of $3.42, meaning Framework would be down more than $50 million on that stash of BERA at current prices. The full story and the documents can be found at the link below.

berabaddies send their regards

@dansquare06 But but I thot we logged on and won forever?

these sellers got hands

“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

The most entertaining outcome: > House votes to release Epstein files > It’s all True - Trump a pedo, most of government is pedo > Impeachment talks > Marketmeltdown.jpg > Someone digs deeper into Epstein Files > Wait, Epstein is Satoshi? > BTC $400k (Satoshi is dead) > ?

@dansquare06 “Shields up” corny ass bro thinks he’s in the Avengers or some shit

This is quite literally shill team 6 coming together for Zcash and privacy Tech: balaji + naval CT: cobie, path, mert Finance: Winklevi Stay strong brothers, shields up

@dansquare06 @0xSloth Zell then

@0xSloth @turbofuch Somehow when you guys use the z meme it makes me lose faith

you either top blast or stay zidelined

@dansquare06 Zill yourself bro

a white zwan appears

@based16z lmao 80 bandos

Aster is to Bonkfun as Hyperliquid is to Pumpfun Hyperliquid

$FARTCOIN ETF - let it rip

@maxresnick Mogged

You realize EIP 7922 that you referenced is based on a paper I co authored? I have forgotten more about the Ethereum protocol than you will ever know.

The Circle fluff piece does a great job at alluding to everything BUT the main point Rev passthrough through $HYPE buyback

@kirbyongeo Loooooool

Do you trust Qureshi? Does he really hold any moral high ground? gosugamers.net/general/news/1…

@tulipking How do you work at Messari and not know how this works by now? They outline clearly they are going to buy both locked and liquid SOL

The DAT is not buying from you on the open market. It’s buying from insiders. Then they’re gonna take these illiquid tokens to the public markets with a vehicle they expect to trade at a premium. To make it explicitly clear, this is immoral and wrong. If you’re involved in this, what you’re doing is wrong. “Providing access to more investors” shouldn’t mean dumping a speculative asset with 0 revenue on the public markets.

Who’s the fucking idiot who told me to buy Rivian calls???

Hyperliquid

@dansquare06 buy higher

@turbofuch delete bro, let me fill and stop taking my clout!!

SOL DATs are to $JTO what ETH DATs are to $LDO x10