turd Furgeson
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turd Furgeson
@turdFurges
Influencer, trend spotter, trend setter. Kind of a big deal around here, owner of @Woke_Whisperer 's nutsack.
Lone Wolf, OK Katılım Nisan 2023
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Watters: Talarico is also 37 and not married. He says he has a girlfriend. He called her his best friend. He’s not revealing her identity because he wants to protect her privacy. Why haven’t we ever seen her before? Does she exist? If he wins, are they going to have a coming out party? Is she also vegan?
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@DoniTheMisfit @PoliceThePolic1 I'm not criticizing sticking up for the driver, altho the vid lacks any backstory what the driver did or didn't do, just saying I wouldn't put myself in front of a scared cop who already pulled his gun - that's not safe.
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@turdFurges @PoliceThePolic1 So people's spirit just can't sit back and watch bad people do bad things to others.
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@RepFine Why are your cheeks so red? Has trump been pinching them before he dips em in makeup?
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@unusual_whales So, same thing Trump bitched about Obama doing, but more money and Obama didn't put our soldiers in harms way, blow up a girl's school, or hold the world economy hostage for months. Way to go fat orangutan.
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@MoDPR136425 @AmandaUngaroA Whatever dude, she's not gonna fuck you. Or release any info that's interesting, it would've happened by now. Enjoy the dumb dog pics, dork.
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@turdFurges @AmandaUngaroA Let her progress at her own pace. Not yours.
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There’s something about these loyal friends that makes us understand the true meaning of companionship.
They don’t arrive saying, “I’m good, I’m nice, I want to be your friend.” Sometimes they show up turning the whole house upside down, but then they look into your eyes with honesty, walk beside you around your bed and sometimes right on top of it with a presence that holds you through the hardest days.
#DogLover
#Loyalty
#Companheirismo
#PetConnection
#BestFriend
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@keithedwards Skipped his kids wedding to go eye fuck a recent college grad and make them feel super awkward with sexually suggestive language. Dude has been doing this since the 60's only difference is these days he's doing it to dudes because he's hungry for some young dick.
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is there a dementia that turns you gay
Acyn@Acyn
Trump: I’m looking at Jaxon… I'm looking at the legs there. He's this beautiful guy. He's got legs like tree trunks. This is not a good thing for women.
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@StevenTDennis "Now I gotta go catch a flight" to end it is so on brand for jagoffs.
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@unusual_whales Bullocks. DOGE got rid of that waste for sure.
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The report identifies that in fiscal year 2024 alone, $162 billion in improper payments were reported across 68 federal programs.
Read more: unusualwhales.com/news/governmen…
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@itslexywitch He had 25 days on an island with nothing to do other than practice fire. #Rizgodsucksbutt
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Rizzo definitely had a disadvantage playing back to back seasons. Jonathan was able to learn from the fire making mistake and practice before coming out. Rizzo wouldn’t have had that time and hindsight to do so. #survivor #survivor50
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@WUTangKids Why's she not have any flags? Very unpatriotic for a plumber. Curious what tool she's using.
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@RonDuncan7 @PoliceThePolic1 Hire people who will rewrite the law
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@turdFurges @PoliceThePolic1 Unfortunately, the law gets in the way and indemnifies them anyway.
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@kylegriffin1 And so fucking what? There's no penalties for anything he does, so of course he did that and he does way worse than what we hear, and there are zero consequences.
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Breaking NOTUS:
Trump pressed Senate Majority Leader John Thune to fire the Senate parliamentarian after she ruled Republicans could not include funding for the ballroom in a budget bill, two sources familiar with the request told NOTUS. notus.org/donald-trump/r…
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@historycalendar 9? That explains the doll. Come on Charlie, do better.
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