@RepCasar Pretty sure if he had a profitable show, then he'd be on the air. Nobody cares though. With social media and YouTube, why do I care about the guests or musicians. I can see everything 10x without boring jokes about orange man bad.
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Turd Puzzle
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Turd Puzzle
@turd_puzzle
picking up a turd and putting it back together is hard. that's life.
United States Katılım Ocak 2023
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Colbert got cancelled because CBS’ owner wanted to suck up to Trump.
Over and over, billionaires are auctioning off our 1st Amendment.
This isn’t about the rights of a TV host.
It’s about all our rights to live in a country where the president doesn’t dictate who says what.
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@ma1ybe Dumb take. The baby is alive and will have the opportunity to live.
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Hot take but we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.
Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein
This newborn baby was found in a dumpster in Houston, Texas. "The child appeared to be fresh out of the womb, with his hair wet, his skin pruned and his umbilical cord still attached." Thankfully, he survived
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@TaraSetmayer @Giants @JaxsonDart Oh no! Someone doesn't boot lick your stupid opinions. Who effing cares about athletes or actors or anyone else's opinions? Do some critical research and figure it out for yourself.
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As a lifelong, avid @Giants fan, I am beyond disappointed & flat out angry @JaxsonDart has chosen to align himself with an unhinged, racist, criminal, lunatic destroying our democracy.
How is this going to go over with his teammates?
This is a terrible look for the org.
Acyn@Acyn
Jaxson Dart: I'm grateful, I'm honored, I'm pleasured to introduce the 45th and 47th president of the United States of America, President Donald J. Trump.
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There are over 7 billion people in the world, if he gave everyone a billion dollars he would still have 343 billion left and world poverty would end.
Let that sink in.
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Melo ⭒@wyomelo
As of today, Elon Musk is worth $351 Billion
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My thoughts go out to Tulsi Gabbard and her family, as her husband battles this serious health problem. I hope and pray that he makes a speedy and full recovery.
While the circumstances around her departure are deserving of our sympathy, let’s be clear: Tulsi Gabbard’s only positive contribution to our nation's national security is her resignation.
She politicized intelligence. She dismantled critical agencies keeping Americans safe. She weaponized the IC to pursue baseless election fraud claims. And more.
We must ensure that her tenure — marked by a devotion to the person of the president and not to the security of the country — represents a terrible exception at DNI and not the new normal.
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Liza Minnelli has outlived "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," which ends tonight. Not because of low ratings, but because CBS caved to Donald Trump.
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@joeroganhq 10 years. A decade of chicken moron complaining about the sky.
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Mark Ruffalo on Trump: "The guy is a convicted felon, a convicted rapist, he’s a pedophile. He’s the worst human being in the world. If we’re relying on this guy’s morality then we’re all in a lot of trouble."
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@BillWiIdin Have you seen the driving in D-FW? You have to be above the sight line of a sedan.
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I'mma say it like I feel it. Trump isn't planning on leaving the White House. Staying is the only way this pedophile stays out of prison. He's building a presidential bunker to hide in during the next insurrection.
The ballroom is only a facade for it's actually purpose of hiding a dictator. All of your famous evil dictators had a bunker. Trump wants to be no different.
You think Trump is interested in making sure the next president has a bulletproof ballroom? Nope. He has no intention of leaving.
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@RealJasonKidd If they put their heart into the organization every day, then they'd be dying like a moth to a flame. It's seems like a bad way to bring the fans back.
#mosdefinitely
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@CoreyWriting I don't cover other people's, I lament my own failures. The root causes of my failures come from a variety of reasons, but they never involved a CEO or a billionaire.
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I think a lot of ultra-wealthy people don't truly grasp how much of their success was luck and timing, not just their sheer personal brilliance.
dank@cptdankkk
Fanatics CEO Michael Rubin says he would give up his $10 billion net worth to be 10 years younger "My answer is 100% yes. I would give everything up I have to be 10 years younger because I feel like I could do it all again tomorrow morning" "If I could go from 51 to 41, I'm in. Take it all. Zero hesitation"
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WHY?
WHO ASKED FOR THIS?
Complex Pop Culture@ComplexPop
A new 'Godfather' film is officially in the works. 54 years after the original was released.
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@DemocraticWins I'm pretty sure I could take over Greenland if that's what they're rolling out. A brick or two of firecrackers and some bottle rockets would probably do the trick.
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BREAKING: Protestors in Greenland are outside the U.S. embassy chanting “Go Home USA.” This is what Donald Trump has done to our nation. He’s made us a global embarrassment.
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@glenn_tunes Of course he did and guess what he’ll do it again in 2028 hell he might do it in November with the midterms
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THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT ELON MUSK RIGGED THE ELECTION 🤷 NO DOUBT 🤷
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@glenn_tunes Why are the I don't know 🤷♂️ emojis on play of there is no doubt? 🤷♂️
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Clavicular: "Some people think that Sydney Sweeney is extremely attractive. But I would say that she’s pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed, right. She’s got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support."
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If Latino turnout improves by 10%….the GOP is toast.
Political Polls@PpollingNumbers
New - Senate poll - Texas (Latino voters) 🔵 Talarico 57% 🔴 Paxton 25% TPOR #C - RV - 4/20
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@cturnbull1968 Turns out... they're all pedos and they would have gotten away with it except for Nick Shirley, the beatnik and that talking dog.
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I’m not a political strategist but it seems like a bad idea to mention anything about child molestation when your political brand is literally that very thing.
Republicans@Republicans
James Talarico when someone says "youngsters"
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@KamalaHarris @StephenAtHome He's never been funny. I never watched the daily show or Colbert because I didn't find him to be anything but boring.
He's been wildly successful and I wish him the same in the future.
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Stephen Colbert has a talent for making people laugh and encouraging them to stay curious, stay engaged, and stay hopeful about the world around them.
@StephenAtHome: Thank you for your voice, your creativity, and so many memorable conversations over the years. Cheers to you.
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