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Tristan Carter

@turdstan2007

Live. Laugh. Love. ❤️

Katılım Ağustos 2020
38 Takip Edilen24 Takipçiler
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Tayo Txn.🖤
Tayo Txn.🖤@tayobeats_·
so does that mean…?
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boob dylan
boob dylan@BYUsupersoaker·
insecure fat guy before having sex: ok your skins im shirts lets do this
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Shaw Gondorff
Shaw Gondorff@GondorffShaw·
Perfect he’s making progress in the gym, now wake him up with a sore throat
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Spade
Spade@DetectiveSpade_·
when I’m at the cum factory & they’re forcing me to bust my 25th nut of the day
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Tristan Carter@turdstan2007·
@qpe If him and Bobby green fought he likely loses 😂
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ape
ape@qpe·
Since it’s looking more and more likely that the fight is going to be announced soon: Do you give current day Conor McGregor a realistic chance against Max Holloway?
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Haven
Haven@havenmtg·
just got goodbyemogged so hard. i said "have a great rest of your day" and got back "have an awesome rest of your week". on a monday too!! totally destroyed.
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MMA Orbit
MMA Orbit@mma_orbit·
🚨| King Green says he may have another fight soon. 👀🔥 Who should he face next? 🤔 #UFC328
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Tristan Carter@turdstan2007·
@PoirierGaethje Strickland would walk forward against any version of Whittaker and break him by round 3 or win a very clear 49-46 where Robert’s face is a mess and Strickland is perfectly fine 😂
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🏆TORRES CHAMP 2026🔥 #LocoMafia
🏆TORRES CHAMP 2026🔥 #LocoMafia@PoirierGaethje·
who's the better fighter prime for prime? i like Rob but it feels like Sean does better against all their common opponents
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matias morales
matias morales@metallica360·
@fightowl8 @Elonov_MMA Yeah, After Lewis his options are Pereira, Gane, Volkov or Aspinall. Hook it is cooked against any of them.
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Elonov 🇦🇺
Elonov 🇦🇺@Elonov_MMA·
Who’s next to lose their 0?
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Michael Caine
Michael Caine@themichaelcaine·
Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin
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chaosjim
chaosjim@yungfloop·
yeah i got a porn addiction porn myself a big bowl of cereal
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Aaron
Aaron@DrtLmbrt·
@kleeposting "My body is too good at doing some of the rarest locomotion in the natural world"
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cassie
cassie@pepsidogonline·
"This virus is low risk" "oh its highly unlikely this will spread" "its not human to human transmissional" "oh it will blow over in a few weeks"
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richard
richard@richard_normal·
santavirus outbreak aboard north pole cruise leaves hundreds stranded. symptoms include widespread holiday cheer and goodwill towards your fellow man. five dead.
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ᅠ@wfl0wrz·
wait if underscores that means... under... my man 😂🤝
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manuel fraga socialist
manuel fraga socialist@socialistfraga·
It is possible that AI captures the incoherent essence of a dream far more than any human-made film
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