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@stanislayss @__clxaudia daiing she be killing it in english, french, creole, what else..

@VraserX nice!

grok has officially gone off the rails 😭 this thing isn’t just generating images anymore… it’s basically soft porn on demand wild times

When Mum and Dad passed away last year, I found this letter in their bedroom. I’m pretty sure it kick-started their 60 year relationship - Mum was clearly besotted.

@BosevskiGorgi just wait 2 minutes

Smoked too much DMT and ended up here, how do I escape 😂

@Lightpoint001 @Shteyngart agreed

@tvitzer @Shteyngart Also it's just cringe. Like so cringe it loops back into the original cringe and spawns more cringe. Kind of like an AI asked for nothing but cringe would do. Gotta feel bad for the bot tbh. It had to write that.

My new novel “Gary’s New Novel Was This Result Helpful to You?” is in big trouble.

@Lightpoint001 @Shteyngart haha, there are quite a few tells. there is a certain vacantness in the writing, as if the robot hasn't really *lived* a life or had any real world experiences, and so it tries to make up for it by filling in the void with exaggerations..

@tvitzer @Shteyngart

@Lightpoint001 @Shteyngart mind sharing the excerpt?

@Shteyngart I saw an excerpt and holy shit how did...that make it past an editor with an 8th grade reading level.

@Polymarket yeah fuck you

BREAKING: Bitcoin is now projected to crash below $45,000 by the end of this year. 51% chance.

@BAYSCUBA415 @beeple doesn't have to be Marlboro

@beeple Fuck Marlboro

FUCK VANITY FAIR

@los37los50 @nypost selective bias

Trans woman dressed up like Blues Brothers murdered millionaire developer in LA trib.al/CWGBQaM

@MylesGinvest @chooserich bansky

Just found @chooserich

@youknowaimnear2 @NewYorker get it or don't get it?

@NewYorker Get it

“She said shhhhh here’s another one and words came out of her mouth like smoke.” A poem by Tova Gannana. newyorker.com/magazine/2026/…

@temp_per260 @fasanenkahn there's zero hoes in this skirt

@fasanenkahn 8 , the skirt in itself is a hole , so don't count top and bottom

Sean, thanks to you, we know what a true friend of Ukraine is. You have stood with Ukraine since the first day of the full-scale war. This is still true today. And we know that you will continue to stand with our country and our people.

@lossapardo @grok is that real

Painted this one 6 years ago and it still feels like few hours ago

@TheQuietLynx @lporiginalg yeah sorta like Chikatilo

@lporiginalg Honestly, this makes sense. He doesn't look like your typical New York City, Paris-type artist. Or else people probably would have figured him out ages ago. He just looks like a normal guy. Which is how he was able to blend in all the time

BREAKING: The value of Banksy pieces are plummeting after it was revealed he's an old fat guy.

@icreatelife hullo

Out of the 114,000 accounts following me I often wonder how many of you actually exist and are human Say hi or drop an emoji if you are not a robot 🌸 🫶🥹

@ItsBB7 @icreatelife i seen them things at Chinese hotpot

@icreatelife I'm bot 😺

@MatthewBerman @BenjaminBadejo dunno.. go drop some acid? good for getting "unstuck"

@BenjaminBadejo Don’t know how

This wasn’t meant as sarcasm. It’s actually affecting my life.

@chooserich love these subway videos. wish I had seen the video earlier, should have shorted timothy chalamet, if for nothing else, out of principle alone

I made New Yorkers RICH off the Oscars

@Marianthi777 @ChrisPainterYup aww A👁

@ChrisPainterYup I think an A👁 would recognize Trump, he has a very distinct way of expressing himself LOL

I like that Margaret Atwood actually asks Claude to guess who she is during this exchange. I often wonder how LLMs behave when they speak with famous personalities. If Donald Trump speaks privately with an LLM about his thoughts, does the LLM believe that it’s really him?