George Kane

Take that fucking flag off your fucking lapel you fucking traitor.

@MysterySolvents @thetrueshelby Deep Throat

What was the operation name of Sen Mark Mullins super secret mission?

@GeneralMCNews @TimInHonolulu Get ready Grindr. Ladybugs will have nothing but time on her hands.

BREAKING: GOP primary challengers in South Carolina are reportedly projected to force a runoff, in which Senator Lindsey Graham could lose his seat.

@AnnaBower Are Members Only jackets making a comeback or is he just a fckn dork

How many ways can you say “We used ChatGPT” without actually saying “We used ChatGPT”?

@johnpavlovitz @Hoover5454

Pedo-enabler.

@DNIGabbard You pick the worst people to hire, to follow and to give allegiance to. The. Worst.

Donald Trump was overwhelmingly elected by the American people to be our President and Commander in Chief. As our Commander in Chief, he is responsible for determining what is and is not an imminent threat, and whether or not to take action he deems necessary to protect the safety and security of our troops, the American people and our country.  The Office of the Director of National Intelligence is responsible for helping coordinate and integrate all intelligence to provide the President and Commander in Chief with the best information available to inform his decisions.  After carefully reviewing all the information before him, President Trump concluded that the terrorist Islamist regime in Iran posed an imminent threat and he took action based on that conclusion.

@3YearLetterman @BradWCAttorney I’m old enough to remember when the Supreme Court ruled 12-0 that he was NOT an “ambulance chaser”

Imagine calling my cousin Brad an “ambulance chaser”

@scootpressler I’m surprised that Presler would want get anywhere near Beaver.

The only way Scott Presler would win an election where he is the candidate is if there is voter fraud.

@cazzerown @DougWahl1 @nypost Just like Trump chose 5 deferments, like a pussy would

@DougWahl1 @nypost he chose to go btw

Youngest US soldier killed by Iranian strike was an Eagle Scout who helped homeless youth trib.al/VnI7EJ2

@DougWahl1 @nypost His hands are dancing at Mar A Lardo right now. He doesn’t give af

@nypost This kid's blood is on Donald Trump's hands!

@TimInHonolulu I’m sure Assad would be happy to put her up in his Moscow dacha.

With Trump to be forever known as the POTUS who owns the greatest intelligence failure since Pearl Harbor, I'd expect that DNI Tulsi Gabbard will soon find herself under the bus. Unless, of course, Putin forbids it.

@RpsAgainstTrump @HawaiiDelilah So the truth is Irans military has been 999.99999% destroyed

🚨BREAKING: Fire and smoke seen on the roof of the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad after it was reportedly struck by a drone.

@infolibnews Do you have more or less nude pictures online than Melenomia?

Carrie Prejean Boller: "[I got a call from Dan Patrick and Paula White and they told me,] "We've been in meetings about your situation." "[Patrick told me,] 'Your job on this commission is to protect the president and his reputation.'" "I said, 'What? I thought my job was to protect religious freedom?!'" "He said, 'You've been saying things online, Carrie, and you really need to stay off social media.'" "White chimed in, and she said, 'You shouldn't be posting about replacement theology ... and there's a lot of people who say that you're an anti-Semite ... you're criticizing Zionism, you're criticizing Israel, and we've got a problem with that.'" "[Patrick said], 'You've been saying things that are not in alignment with the president, and Paula White, and some of the other members on this commission." "And that's when I knew that this commission was a fraud ... It was not about religious freedom; it was about—you better be a Zionist, you better push our agenda, or you're off." @CarriePrejean1 | @TuckerCarlson

@bryanbehar “Yeah, I played football in college” = “I played intramural flag football in junior college”

Pete Hegseth is the third string football player who never sees the field so he needs to slam the cross country guys into a locker just so everyone knows he’s “tough.”

@Youtalkingtume “Longgk”

They say Melania can speak five languages unfortunately English isn’t one of them

@TheRickWilson @BGramev68055257 Chucklefucks. Every last one of them

What is the plural of a group of Karens?

@MeachamDr @THE_OG_G_MA “If you don’t believe this is 8”, get out of my press conference”

Whiskey Pete is such an alpha dog that he wants to block any photographer who doesn’t capture his pretty li’l princess aesthetic.

@CattardSlim @netanyahu @XYOPepe Watch it, he can hear you typing that

@netanyahu @XYOPepe What's it like using echolocation?

אתמול במסיבת העיתונאים עמדתי על היעדים הברורים של המערכה: פגיעה במשטר הטרור באיראן, המשך המאבק מול שלוחותיו, והבטחת ביטחונה ועתידה של ישראל. אנחנו לא מחכים. אנחנו יוזמים, אנחנו תוקפים ואנחנו עושים זאת בעוצמה. צפו בדברים המלאים >>

@OwenShroyer1776 @rnautismmom You should enlist, pussy

"Show some guts"

@ThatSeanHarding Are you talking about Tom Polyester or Lady McLadybugs?

There is a homophobic republican senator who is no better than Trump who keeps passing legislation that is damaging to the lgbt and minority communities. Every sex worker I know has been hired by this man. Wondering if enough of us spoke out if that could get him out of office?

@TonyNottingham9 @DanielTurnerPTF @CCPISASSH0E @BarackObama

@tweetingiswrong @DanielTurnerPTF @CCPISASSH0E @BarackObama Die.

Renewed my company’s healthcare plan for this year and the costs are up 24% for the same coverage. Shout out to @BarackObama and Congressional dems who 15 years ago made healthcare “affordable”. Like everything else they touched, they turned it to shit.