Thomas Hauber

@GigaBasedDad Worked in Constantine.

LOL

@sentdefender What an idiot.

According to the French newspaper Le Monde, the near-exact location of the French aircraft carrier FS Charles de Gaulle (R91) was publicly exposed on March 13, when a naval officer utilized the online physical exercise tracker Strava to log his run on the deck of the carrier while it sailed through the Eastern Mediterranean to the west of Cyprus.

@DrClownPhD As long as she wears it, the holes are in interesting places….

I need your help. My wife and I are arguing again. -She says this shirt has to go, it’s finished. -I say it’s lasted 8 years already and still has a couple years left as a pajama shirt. Who’s right? 🤔

@Rothmus You forgot the part of being over budget on a building renovation to the tune of a billion dollars.

@GigaBasedDad I was raised Lutheran. After I was married my wife and I went to an Episcopal church. Twenty years ago we left after all the same sex bishops and blessing nonsense. Now we have not gone to church in years, because so many of them are woke (even the local Lutheran church).

Let's have fun here What Christian denomination are you right now? Under what Christian denomination were you raised? Curious to see the results

If Roberts and the rest of SCOTUS had done their job properly these rogue judges would not continue this.

@EricNutt11 @alt_w_v_g I think it is designed that way on purpose. Blame an engineer not the doctor.

@alt_w_v_g @twh99 The paper still rips.

Went to the doctor the other week My wife made the appointment She said I "look tired" I said I am tired She said "not normal tired. Weird tired." I don't know what that means but I went anyway Nice office Fish tank in the lobby Third one this year Signed in at 1:48pm My appointment was at 2:00pm 12 minutes early Because I was raised to believe that matters The receptionist said "the doctor is running a little behind" I said "how far behind" She said "about 45 minutes" I said "so my 2:00 appointment is actually a 2:45 appointment" She said "we appreciate your patience" I said "I haven't shown any yet" My wife grabbed my arm There was a sign behind the desk "Missed appointments without 24-hour notice will incur a $75 fee" The doctor was 45 minutes late Nobody offered me $75 We sat down CNN was playing on mute with subtitles Running a segment about New York City redesigning its trash cans Cost the city $4 million I looked at my wife She said "don't start" Seven magazines on the table All from 2019 I read an article about supply chain disruptions that have since been resolved Very informative My wife was on her phone She looked up and said "WebMD says you might be dehydrated" I said "so we're paying $1,800 for a second opinion on WebMD" She went back to her phone At 2:54pm they called my name A nurse walked me to a room Took my blood pressure Took my temperature Typed for three minutes Then said "the doctor will be right in" I sat on the paper The paper ripped immediately I looked at the wall There was a diagram of a colon Not how I planned to spend my Tuesday 3:19pm The doctor walked in 1 hour and 19 minutes after my scheduled appointment He was looking at his phone Shook my hand without making eye contact Sat down and read my chart for about 30 seconds While I sat there watching him learn who I was He said "so what brings you in today" I said "my wife thinks I look weird tired" He said "what does that mean" I said "I was hoping you'd tell me" He said "when's the last time you had bloodwork done" I said "2019 maybe" He said "we should run a full panel" I said "fine" He asked if I was sleeping well I said "I have three kids and a golden retriever who thinks 3am is a reasonable time to need outside" He said "are you drinking enough water" I said "probably not" He said "that might be it" I said "you think the reason I look weird tired is because I don't drink enough water" He said "dehydration is more common than people think" I said "I've been here over an hour and sat on a piece of paper that ripped to be told to drink water" He said "we'll know more when the bloodwork comes back" I said "when will that be" He said "3 to 5 business days" I said "business days" He said "yes" I said "my blood has business days" He didn't respond Then he said "any other concerns" I said "several. But none you can bill for." He shook my hand again Still no eye contact Total face time with the doctor: 6 minutes Total time in the building: 1 hour and 37 minutes I was examined for approximately 6% of the time I was present I've fired people for better numbers than that My wife was in the waiting room She asked how it went I said "I need to drink water" She said "I told you that last week" I said "yes but now it's a medical opinion so it costs $1,800" She didn't laugh In the car she said "at least now you know you're fine" I said "I was fine when I walked in. I just didn't have the receipt to prove it." She didn't disagree The bloodwork came back four business days later Everything was normal The doctor's office sent a message through their portal It said "results look great. Continue to stay hydrated and follow up in 12 months." Follow up in 12 months To be told to drink water again $1,800 1 hour and 37 minutes 6 minutes of face time One ripped piece of paper And the same advice my wife gave me for free Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@mymomcare This should have ended when they didn't pass the TSA budget. Stop treating these CongressCritters like royalty! If they do their job, then they can have perks. Job left undone, no perks!

Republican and Democratic lawmakers get an escort past the TSA lines. See why they don’t care?

@kymcar1 @alt_w_v_g I have used one for years. My experience is different and I highly recommend it.

@alt_w_v_g @twh99 Don’t bother. My husband tried it and it’s hardly any different. Except we’re lighter in the wallet now.

@NEWSMAX Sounds like a good job for the A-10 warthogs. Any speedboat trying to ram a tanker will just get destroyed.

"You just have to kill them all, and then sooner or later they're going to break." Retired Lt. General Keith Kellogg explains that the chain of command in Iran needs to break.

@alt_w_v_g Plus you can call the concierge doctor on the phone or email him. That way you can save time on the follow ups. I highly recommend it.

@twh99 So for an extra $1,200 the paper doesn't rip and someone remembers my name?? I'll pass

@sentdefender What took them so long?

The United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands and Japan have released a joint statement expressing their readiness to contribute to appropriate efforts to ensure the safe passage of commercial shipping through the Strait of Hormuz.

#BREAKING: Pete Hegseth says “we’ve decided to share the ocean with Iran, we gave them the bottom half.”

Steak sauce should be a crime.

@AntiLeftMemes Not the entire cause, the rot in California has been decades in the making. But he gets a A because he has done nothing but accelerate it.

Do you think Gavin Newsom is the reason why California is collapsing? A. YES B. NO

Senator John Kennedy introduced a Resolution to withhold senators pay during a shutdown He says it came out of the Rules Committee unanimously, it’s very popular and Senators will vote for it He says the problem is Leader John Thune won’t bring it for a vote “I've chased John like he stole Thanksgiving to try to get him to do it, but so far he hadn't agreed. But I, I'll keep pounding him” The problem in the GOP Senate is clearly John Thune. He’s definitely paid off

@svan71 @fandompulse They’d be better off paying Kurtzman off and shit canning the footage they already have. Cheaper for the new owners.

Kurtzman has a $160M deal that guarantees production regardless of ratings. ESG-pressured boards want diversity metrics in their content slate, not audience numbers. The entertainment press provides cover by calling it "groundbreaking" while blaming "toxic fans" for the empty viewership. The show doesn't need to succeed with audiences. It needs to succeed with executives who measure value in representation checkboxes. That's how a show nobody watches gets three seasons while shows people actually love get cancelled after one. Roddenberry put Uhura on the bridge and let the story speak. Kurtzman puts "The Message" on the bridge and wonders why the audience beamed out.

The Tachyon Pulse Podcast is reporting Paramount/Skydance is "close to a deal" With Alex Kurtzman, which would include Starfleet Academy Season 3. Would Star Trek survive this if it happens?

@IanJaeger29 Like illegal aliens?

BREAKING: Democratic Senator Jeff Merkley warns that if the SAVE AMERICA ACT passes, it will stop groups from voting who tend to vote for Democrats.

@johnrobertsFox @RandPaul @FoxNews @SenMullin @RandPaul just showed how immature he is. I expect better from a Republican senator.

.@RandPaul tells ⁦@FoxNews⁩ he is a “no” on ⁦@SenMullin⁩ confirmation. Says if he had apologized, there “might have been a chance”