Gary Marrison

@VirginAustralia i love the fact you palm me off to alliance, pay virgin prices for a plane older than me and the ash tray still had ash in it! I thought australia banned smoking on domestic flights nearly 40 years ago!

@ANDYLPELLIS well done sir!

@newscomauHQ I recognised him. So your fat shaming celebrities again. Given the top stories of yours are about instagram models. There is nothing about your corporation. That is news

He was one of the most famous rock stars of the 2000s, but he looked completely different as he hosted a rare gig in the UK. news.com.au/entertainment/…

Yeah, but still. Using an iOS that can’t be jailbroken, and you accuse me of it. Talk to your apps team! I tried talking online, they said “use the app to confirm”

#telstra. Can’t contact you or pay a bill on the iOS app. Apparently it’s jailbroken. Do I have to jailbreak my device just to pretend it’s not jailbroken?

@ChrisStapleton I promised my daughter not o put it on Facebook. But lockdown and a desire worked

Er ⁦@newscomauHQ⁩ are you sure The Flash is ⁦@Marvel⁩ ?

@Telstra if you send messages, please get time zones right! #telstradown

@TonyAuden you should be telling the bosses you want a payrise! You’ve been fantastic through all of this! Best weather person on TV! Thank you

@MrSamMac, did you and @Accordionhans have a child, grow it in a chamber to guest on The Rookie (Flula Borg as Skip Tracer Randy). It cannot be unseen

@XboxSupport Nope, still broken

Players should once again be able to access the Remote Play services. Thanks for your patience. Happy gaming.

@MarkMcGowanMP I’m in qld, we’re almost croods. How about we build a wall round NSW and throw scomo over, tarred and feathered? As a citizen I now believe my state rather than that &?!&

@DHughesy @AFL As a Queenslander they can f&$@ off. You can keep Ariel ping pong in vic for starters

Why did @afl fly clubs out of Melbourne to play interstate after the Melb outbreak had well and truly started? Why did QLD let this happen?

@realDonaldTrump not really for a foreigner to say. But just saying. You’re not really going to be a re-elected. But you could still be the president that makes history. Ban guns and put in healthcare. History will remember you for that, not the faux pas (p.s,that’s French)

@stephenfry music.apple.com/au/album/passi…. Mr Fry, it has a new lease of life!

@rickygervais Not much to say, but big fucking hugs and thank you from the bottom of my heart.

@offspring again, you choose cockwombles as a promoter in Australia. 18+? My 15 year old is your biggest fan and destroy all concerts are fukwits.

@offspring when you play in Brisbane in April, what’s the age range? Bought tickets last time including junior tickets for the venue to be 18+. Downer for my son’s birthday at the time. Chance is here again, can a 15 year old go?

@wendywilliams had never heard of you, then saw facebook.com/ritateamxtreme… take the piss out of a fixed birth deformity why don't you. Somebody mentions your sex, creed or race, all hell would break loose. You're a vile excuse of a human #WendyWilliams

@NASA @NASAEarth Thank you nasa. #aussielove

A Landsat image taken Jan. 1 shows thick smoke from wildfires blanketing southeastern Australia, compared with the same area in clear skies on July 24, 2019. Our @NASAEarth satellites provide near real-time data to help detect and map the spread of fires: go.nasa.gov/2SPlsuE