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Caleb Bollenbacher

Caleb Bollenbacher

@twistedrufus

I write books, and also these tweets. || Simmons grad (MFA), Baylor grad (BA), Steve Harrington hair enthusiast (he/him)

Austin, TX Katılım Ağustos 2008
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Caleb Bollenbacher
Caleb Bollenbacher@twistedrufus·
MEAN GIRLS + HEATHERS After growing up overseas, the last thing Casey wants is to finish senior year in small town Texas. Lacking a choice, participating in a massive prank war to survive seems like a good Plan B, until things go up in smoke. Literally. #PitMad #YA
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Caleb Bollenbacher@twistedrufus·
@m_bultman I miss him and am 0% surprised about his success. Always seemed like if he just got consistent starts he’d be a stud
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Max Bultman@m_bultman·
Alex Lyon paid his dues and then some in this sport. Couldn’t be happier for him to have this moment
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Carolina Hurricanes
Carolina Hurricanes@Canes·
Read it (if you can) and weep
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Caleb Bollenbacher@twistedrufus·
@RyanHanaWWP Ryan, I agree on your take on the Canes, but they’ve been playing (and excelling at) this system for years now. Why do you think it hasn’t gotten them more playoff success? Seems like it’s built for playoffs.
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Ryan Hana
Ryan Hana@RyanHanaWWP·
The Sens getting swept is a massive testament to just how frustrating it is to play Carolina. They suffocate you, disrupt your flow, completely delete players from games. Ottawa's a really good team (& finally got great goaltending!) and they never looked remotely competitive.
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Caleb Bollenbacher@twistedrufus·
@adam_murray10 @BizNasty2point0 Cuz Biz doesn’t give a crap about being correct, he’s just trolling for engagement. That’s the only reason he has a career after flaming out from hockey 😂
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Murr🏒
Murr🏒@adam_murray10·
@BizNasty2point0 Biz how is is that clean the guy doesn’t even touch the puck on the play lol
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Paul Bissonnette
Paul Bissonnette@BizNasty2point0·
One of the biggest hits I’ve ever seen. That was as clean as it gets. My goodness. This Ottawa/Carolina game might get ugly. Nikishin down the tunnel. Kleven hits like a truck. Ottawa to the PP.
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april 🌻
april 🌻@aprilreads414·
@twistedrufus Caleb have you seen the 2020 tweet about this because that’s the one that’s living rent-free in my brain
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april 🌻@aprilreads414·
how many people have photos of mike vrabel and diana russini over how many years?? seems like photos from at least 2020, 2024, and 2026 and someone has just had them
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Alex & Books 📚
Alex & Books 📚@AlexAndBooks_·
David Foster Wallace on why people struggle to read books: (this was filmed in 2003 but is even more true today)
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Spittin' Chiclets
Spittin' Chiclets@spittinchiclets·
CAPTAIN FIGHT AT PUCK DROP!!! THIS IS THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS!!🍿
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Caleb Bollenbacher@twistedrufus·
James Cameron leaked the Last Airbender movie cuz he was worried it would blow his stupid blue people movies out of the water and win the ultimate showdown for Avatar supremacy. James Cameron sucks!
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Be yoU 💚💛🐻@brandyisme·
How did Zoom capture the market over Skype? Zoom became the word for virtual meetings like Xerox is for copying and Coke is for soft drinks. I get that Zoom grew during COVID, but why not Skype?
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Winged Wheel Podcast
Winged Wheel Podcast@WingedWheelPod·
And just like that, the Detroit Red Wings conclude the 2025/2026 season in the most fitting way imaginable. Describe your feelings about the season, GIFs only. ⤵️ #LGRW
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Caleb Bollenbacher@twistedrufus·
One of so many reasons why this season was so infuriating: the organization did such a wonderful job of celebrating the big centennial milestone and the guys on the ice just farted it away in the face of our former greatness. Let’s just skip to October.
Winged Wheel Podcast@WingedWheelPod

Wanted to take a moment to recognize the incredible work this season from the @DetroitRedWings media team, photo/video crews, & everyone working behind the scenes. From the jerseys to #Retire91 night, the Centennial celebration was world-class (on-ice results aside). 👏 #LGRW

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Caleb Bollenbacher@twistedrufus·
@spittinchiclets Same idiots who said the Sabres had no shot of playoffs. These guys are hacks who just say whatever they want in the moment to get clicks, then change tack the next day to accommodate how the wind of their farts blows
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Spittin' Chiclets
Spittin' Chiclets@spittinchiclets·
Another year, another tragic finish for the Detroit Red Wings.
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