Laura Baier

@kennedycaelyn Worth every penny!

@MeganFritz HAHA NO WAY. The other day I ordered an Iced vanilla latte with almond milk and only got iced almond milk! HAHAHA

Can we please stop calling it “the issue of race” when what we’re really discussing is “the issue of racism”

@bradyodegaard @ilikadajazz I called dibs on this on long ago jus sayin’ 😛😛

Paolo can sing APRIL FOOLS

26 yo, married, full time real adult and I still feel the need to call my mom after I go to the dentist to tell her I don’t have any cavities

Coronavirus is the worst thing to hit Italy since Paolo's singing voice

@MStateBaseball Who is the imposter with the mustache? There should only be one.........

@AndrewOkland UHM excuse me if I do recall our last couple conversations have been you saying it looks like I have a second butt on the front of my body and calling @DomguyPazman a bitch....SEND THAT KINDNESS OUR WAY PLZ 😘😘😘

Over the past few months I’ve really really been focusing on being a positive person who builds up others and plays nice. But GOD DO do I wanna stir up some social media arguments for no damn reason today😂😂

@AndrewNelson15 😭😭😭 you’re gonna be the best uncle ugh

There’s always some student playing the piano in the student union and if they don’t start playing strictly Christmas music starting Friday then I’m removing all of the keys

Imagine a world where there is no road construction and all of the roads on your morning commute are open 🤤

@DomguyPazman @WinkinBlinkin1 ugh. I’m getting Ben next for sure then.

When @twittalesslaura has only 2 Steelers Jerseys and both of those players leave the team in a span of two days...

@matthew_tinjum You can watch Halloween Town with me and @DomguyPazman

Just tryin’ to watch horror movies with someone....

@kennedycaelyn @shelly_sommers ??

@hollaatholly42 @DomguyPazman @mcnohammer @donchaknowgin Hahahahahahahahaha

I only hear Laurel. I’ve tried speaker close/far. Sped up/slowed down. Headphones in/out. Doesn’t matter. I was about to call B.S. but I decided to ask @twittalesslaura first without prompting her what I hear. She said Yanny.... so I guess it’s official. We’re getting a divorce. twitter.com/cloecouture/st…

@iamaburd Boi

@kennedycaelyn Omg I wanna come

We don't have a billion dollars like @WarrenBuffett, but our GM @DerekSharrer has officially gone mad. The Saints will give away $10,000 if a 16 seed beats a 1 seed in #MarchMadness2018. All you have to do is retweet this to enter & we'll choose one winner if it happens.